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Post by Mechy » Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:11 am

OK heres 2 joke my friends said to me the other day when they finshed it i was full on laughing here it goes the first 1

Person 1: Have you watched the constipation movie yet?
Person 2:No
Person 3:Of course not coz it hasn't come out yet
get it?? the constipation hasn't come out yet

Other 1 its really funyy if its told in person

Person 1:Say Im a man after every sentance i say
Person2:OK

Person 1:Your girlfirend broke up with u
Person 2:Im a man

Person1:You go on a dating website
Person 2 im a man
Person 1: You find a hot girlfriend
Person2:im a man
Person1:You goto her house
PErson2:im a man
Person 1:Then you goto into bed and have $eX with her
Person 2:Im a man
Person 1:Then your girlfriend says!
Person 2:im a man

LOL!!!! you get it???

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Post by pvtsharp » Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:13 am

Mechy wrote:OK heres 2 joke my friends said to me the other day when they finshed it i was full on laughing here it goes the first 1

Person 1: Have you watched the constipation movie yet?
Person 2:No
Person 3:Of course not coz it hasn't come out yet
get it?? the constipation hasn't come out yet

Other 1 its really funyy if its told in person

Person 1:Say Im a man after every sentance i say
Person2:OK

Person 1:Your girlfirend broke up with u
Person 2:Im a man

Person1:You go on a dating website
Person 2 im a man
Person 1: You find a hot girlfriend
Person2:im a man
Person1:You goto her house
PErson2:im a man
Person 1:Then you goto into bed and have $eX with her
Person 2:Im a man
Person 1:Then your girlfriend says!
Person 2:im a man

LOL!!!! you get it???


the 1st one yes, but second one, no

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Post by Mechy » Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:15 am

pvtsharp wrote:
Mechy wrote:OK heres 2 joke my friends said to me the other day when they finshed it i was full on laughing here it goes the first 1

Person 1: Have you watched the constipation movie yet?
Person 2:No
Person 3:Of course not coz it hasn't come out yet
get it?? the constipation hasn't come out yet

Other 1 its really funyy if its told in person

Person 1:Say Im a man after every sentance i say
Person2:OK

Person 1:Your girlfirend broke up with u
Person 2:Im a man

Person1:You go on a dating website
Person 2 im a man
Person 1: You find a hot girlfriend
Person2:im a man
Person1:You goto her house
PErson2:im a man
Person 1:Then you goto into bed and have $eX with her
Person 2:Im a man
Person 1:Then your girlfriend says!
Person 2:im a man

LOL!!!! you get it???


the 1st one yes, but second one, no

aww but the second one is the funniest!

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Post by pvtsharp » Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:16 am

Oh i get it now... ha.ha.

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Post by Mechy » Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:20 am

pvtsharp wrote:Oh i get it now... ha.ha.

teehee?
i guess ur saying laughing sarcasticly
*gets knive puts under chin*

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Post by jadeylady96 » Thu Oct 28, 2010 11:21 am

Ben you slow poke XD
Hehe the 2nd one is good :]

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Post by Wizit6134 » Thu Oct 28, 2010 9:59 pm

its old but still ok (gatorade-2)

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Post by Mechy » Sun Oct 31, 2010 1:14 am

Wizit6134 wrote:its old but still ok (gatorade-2)

dont do that or jade will murder u!!
and what are u talking about OK ITS AWESOME I LAUGHED UNTIL I FLOODED MY SCHOOL WITH TEARS!

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Post by jadeylady96 » Sun Oct 31, 2010 1:19 am

haha uhmm since when am I a murderer xD?

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Post by steveking99 » Sun Oct 31, 2010 4:38 am

haha an unfunny mofo your friend is

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Post by Mechy » Mon Nov 01, 2010 7:19 am

steveking99 wrote:haha an unfunny mofo your friend is

Thanks (skygar9-1)
jadeylady96 wrote:haha uhmm since when am I a murderer xD?

since the day before yesterday!

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Post by qweboost23 » Mon Nov 01, 2010 7:50 am

Mechy wrote:OK heres 2 joke my friends said to me the other day when they finshed it i was full on laughing here it goes the first 1

Person 1: Have you watched the constipation movie yet?
Person 2:No
Person 3:Of course not coz it hasn't come out yet
get it?? the constipation hasn't come out yet

Other 1 its really funyy if its told in person

Person 1:Say Im a man after every sentance i say
Person2:OK

Person 1:Your girlfirend broke up with u
Person 2:Im a man

Person1:You go on a dating website
Person 2 im a man
Person 1: You find a hot girlfriend
Person2:im a man
Person1:You goto her house
PErson2:im a man
Person 1:Then you goto into bed and have $eX with her
Person 2:Im a man
Person 1:Then your girlfriend says!
Person 2:im a man

LOL!!!! you get it???

FUNNY! FUNNY! (cool) but i did not rarely get it (F2)

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Post by jadeylady96 » Mon Nov 01, 2010 8:05 am

Mechy wrote:
jadeylady96 wrote:haha uhmm since when am I a murderer xD?

since the day before yesterday!

lol wutt D:

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Post by Mechy » Mon Nov 01, 2010 8:13 am

jadeylady96 wrote:
Mechy wrote:
jadeylady96 wrote:haha uhmm since when am I a murderer xD?

since the day before yesterday!

lol wutt D:


Of course wutt :D

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Post by chobbilight » Mon Nov 01, 2010 9:23 am

i also had a hilarious one
i said in class, if you jerk off. you will get hair on your hands.
So my whole class looked at their hands and said i dont have hair on my hands...XD
and my class has 13 students,2 teachers(female), 2 boys>11 girls whahhahahaha i couldn't stop laughing at that, i should have filmed it and placed it on youtube

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Post by jadeylady96 » Mon Nov 01, 2010 7:21 pm

As if that happened
maybe the students
but the teachers? wtf xD
funny though
why didn't you film it >:[?

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Post by chobbilight » Mon Nov 01, 2010 10:03 pm

jadeylady96 wrote:As if that happened
maybe the students
but the teachers? wtf xD
funny though
why didn't you film it >:[?

cause i didn't had a camera with me

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Post by jadeylady96 » Tue Nov 02, 2010 8:07 am

well why the helll not ? Fool

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Post by chobbilight » Tue Nov 02, 2010 11:14 am

jadeylady96 wrote:well why the helll not ? Fool

cause i went 2 school, and not making a ameteur - vid

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Post by Mechy » Wed Nov 03, 2010 7:01 am

chobbilight wrote:
jadeylady96 wrote:well why the helll not ? Fool

cause i went 2 school, and not making a ameteur - vid

no wonder your face is to ugly your too embrassed to show ur ugly face to us :D
(im only jking no need to take it srsly)

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