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[Mechy]

OK heres 2 joke my friends said to me the other day when they finshed it i was full on laughing here it goes the first 1

Person 1: Have you watched the constipation movie yet?
Person 2:No
Person 3:Of course not coz it hasn't come out yet
get it?? the constipation hasn't come out yet

Other 1 its really funyy if its told in person

Person 1:Say Im a man after every sentance i say
Person2:OK

Person 1:Your girlfirend broke up with u
Person 2:Im a man

Person1:You go on a dating website
Person 2 im a man
Person 1: You find a hot girlfriend
Person2:im a man
Person1:You goto her house
PErson2:im a man
Person 1:Then you goto into bed and have $eX with her
Person 2:Im a man
Person 1:Then your girlfriend says!
Person 2:im a man

LOL!!!! you get it???

[pvtsharp]

OK heres 2 joke my friends said to me the other day when they finshed it i was full on laughing here it goes the first 1

Person 1: Have you watched the constipation movie yet?
Person 2:No
Person 3:Of course not coz it hasn't come out yet
get it?? the constipation hasn't come out yet

Other 1 its really funyy if its told in person

Person 1:Say Im a man after every sentance i say
Person2:OK

Person 1:Your girlfirend broke up with u
Person 2:Im a man

Person1:You go on a dating website
Person 2 im a man
Person 1: You find a hot girlfriend
Person2:im a man
Person1:You goto her house
PErson2:im a man
Person 1:Then you goto into bed and have $eX with her
Person 2:Im a man
Person 1:Then your girlfriend says!
Person 2:im a man

LOL!!!! you get it???

the 1st one yes, but second one, no

[Mechy]

OK heres 2 joke my friends said to me the other day when they finshed it i was full on laughing here it goes the first 1

Person 1: Have you watched the constipation movie yet?
Person 2:No
Person 3:Of course not coz it hasn't come out yet
get it?? the constipation hasn't come out yet

Other 1 its really funyy if its told in person

Person 1:Say Im a man after every sentance i say
Person2:OK

Person 1:Your girlfirend broke up with u
Person 2:Im a man

Person1:You go on a dating website
Person 2 im a man
Person 1: You find a hot girlfriend
Person2:im a man
Person1:You goto her house
PErson2:im a man
Person 1:Then you goto into bed and have $eX with her
Person 2:Im a man
Person 1:Then your girlfriend says!
Person 2:im a man

LOL!!!! you get it???

the 1st one yes, but second one, no

aww but the second one is the funniest!

[pvtsharp]

Oh i get it now... ha.ha.

[Mechy]

Oh i get it now... ha.ha.

teehee?
i guess ur saying laughing sarcasticly
*gets knive puts under chin*

[jadeylady96]

Ben you slow poke XD
Hehe the 2nd one is good :]

[Wizit6134]

its old but still ok

[Mechy]

its old but still ok

dont do that or jade will murder u!!
and what are u talking about OK ITS AWESOME I LAUGHED UNTIL I FLOODED MY SCHOOL WITH TEARS!

[jadeylady96]

haha uhmm since when am I a murderer xD?

[steveking99]

haha an unfunny mofo your friend is

[Mechy]

haha an unfunny mofo your friend is

Thanks

haha uhmm since when am I a murderer xD?

since the day before yesterday!

[qweboost23]

OK heres 2 joke my friends said to me the other day when they finshed it i was full on laughing here it goes the first 1

Person 1: Have you watched the constipation movie yet?
Person 2:No
Person 3:Of course not coz it hasn't come out yet
get it?? the constipation hasn't come out yet

Other 1 its really funyy if its told in person

Person 1:Say Im a man after every sentance i say
Person2:OK

Person 1:Your girlfirend broke up with u
Person 2:Im a man

Person1:You go on a dating website
Person 2 im a man
Person 1: You find a hot girlfriend
Person2:im a man
Person1:You goto her house
PErson2:im a man
Person 1:Then you goto into bed and have $eX with her
Person 2:Im a man
Person 1:Then your girlfriend says!
Person 2:im a man

LOL!!!! you get it???

FUNNY! FUNNY! but i did not rarely get it

[jadeylady96]

haha uhmm since when am I a murderer xD?

since the day before yesterday!

lol wutt D:

[Mechy]

haha uhmm since when am I a murderer xD?

since the day before yesterday!

lol wutt D:

Of course wutt :D

[chobbilight]

i also had a hilarious one
i said in class, if you jerk off. you will get hair on your hands.
So my whole class looked at their hands and said i dont have hair on my hands...XD
and my class has 13 students,2 teachers(female), 2 boys>11 girls whahhahahaha i couldn't stop laughing at that, i should have filmed it and placed it on youtube

[jadeylady96]

As if that happened
maybe the students
but the teachers? wtf xD
funny though
why didn't you film it >:[?

[chobbilight]

As if that happened
maybe the students
but the teachers? wtf xD
funny though
why didn't you film it >:[?

cause i didn't had a camera with me

[jadeylady96]

well why the helll not ? Fool

[chobbilight]

well why the helll not ? Fool

cause i went 2 school, and not making a ameteur - vid

[Mechy]

well why the helll not ? Fool

cause i went 2 school, and not making a ameteur - vid

no wonder your face is to ugly your too embrassed to show ur ugly face to us :D
(im only jking no need to take it srsly)