me: sing
cleverbot : sing what?
me: justin beiber
cleverbot: who's that?
me: your mom
cleverbot: sue from hastings?
me: yes sue justin beiber
cleverbot: yay!
:) lol it just sounded funny
a chat with me and cleverbot
Re: a chat with me and cleverbot
jaccaj wrote:me: sing
cleverbot : sing what?
me: justin beiber
cleverbot: who's that?
me: your mom
cleverbot: sue from hastings?
me: yes sue justin beiber
cleverbot: yay!
:) lol it just sounded funny
Write the few first lyrics of a song.
Cleverbot'll sing along [usually]
Re: a chat with me and cleverbot
Bot:Are you alive?
Me:Yes you?
Bot:Yes.
Me:Do you have feelings.
Bot:Yes.
Me:No u don't your a bot so f*ck you and go kill yourself.
Bot:Dance magic dance.
Lol wtf
Me:Yes you?
Bot:Yes.
Me:Do you have feelings.
Bot:Yes.
Me:No u don't your a bot so f*ck you and go kill yourself.
Bot:Dance magic dance.
Lol wtf
Re: a chat with me and cleverbot
Me: I hate you.
Bot: I hate you more.
Me: I hate you even more.
Bot: Farewell my little burrito.
wtf?
Bot: I hate you more.
Me: I hate you even more.
Bot: Farewell my little burrito.
wtf?
Re: a chat with me and cleverbot
@googie
Swearing is bad owo
@ Draco
LOL
:'( Poor burrito
Swearing is bad owo
@ Draco
LOL
:'( Poor burrito
-
qweboost23
- Zakum
- Posts:1529
- Joined:Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:21 am
- Location:PokeMaplemon World
Re: a chat with me and cleverbot
i did one that i pretend to have homework
me: can you help me with my maths homework?
bot: i am good at addition
me: please tell me what is 4+4
bot: 44
me: why are you so stupid?
bot: i am very smart for some reason
lolwut
me: can you help me with my maths homework?
bot: i am good at addition
me: please tell me what is 4+4
bot: 44
me: why are you so stupid?
bot: i am very smart for some reason
lolwut
Re: a chat with me and cleverbot
qweboost23 wrote:i did one that i pretend to have homework
me: can you help me with my maths homework?
bot: i am good at addition
me: please tell me what is 4+4
bot: 44
me: why are you so stupid?
bot: i am very smart for some reason
lolwut
lmao xD
Re: a chat with me and cleverbot
qweboost23 wrote:i did one that i pretend to have homework
me: can you help me with my maths homework?
bot: i am good at addition
me: please tell me what is 4+4
bot: 44
me: why are you so stupid?
bot: i am very smart for some reason
lolwut
well when you put the two 4's together it does become 44
cb is a wisea$$
-
qweboost23
- Zakum
- Posts:1529
- Joined:Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:21 am
- Location:PokeMaplemon World
Re: a chat with me and cleverbot
jerry0503214 wrote:me: can you help me with my maths homework?
bot: i am good at addition
me: please tell me what is 4+4
bot: 44
me: why are you so stupid?
bot: i am very smart for some reason
________________________________
Buy WOW Gold | Runescape Money
did u just copy and paste my one?
Re: a chat with me and cleverbot
qweboost23 wrote:jerry0503214 wrote:me: can you help me with my maths homework?
bot: i am good at addition
me: please tell me what is 4+4
bot: 44
me: why are you so stupid?
bot: i am very smart for some reason
________________________________
Buy WOW Gold | Runescape Money
did u just copy and paste my one?
What a "smart" Add.
o 3o
Re: a chat with me and cleverbot
missedmoi wrote:qweboost23 wrote:jerry0503214 wrote:me: can you help me with my maths homework?
bot: i am good at addition
me: please tell me what is 4+4
bot: 44
me: why are you so stupid?
bot: i am very smart for some reason
________________________________
Buy WOW Gold | Runescape Money
did u just copy and paste my one?
What a "smart" Add.
o 3o
or he didnt know how to quote :\
-
crutchfield
- Papulatus
- Posts:1488
- Joined:Sat Jan 02, 2010 3:01 pm
- Location:USA,Wisconsin
Re: a chat with me and cleverbot
Caution: the following post is awkward sounding (hopefully I won't get in trouble for this? xD)
User: Do you know Skroy Folfsky?
Cleverbot: I ate him.
User: You ate him?
Cleverbot: Yes, terribly sorry about that love.
User: It's okay. How did he taste?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't know.
User: I thought you ate him. Did he taste good?
Cleverbot: Why would you think that?
User: Because you said so.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Oh. Okay.
User: So you think skroy is hot?
Cleverbot: Yes he is.
User: Would you eat him if you could?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I had a really nice night.
Cleverbot: I had the time of my life last night. When will we do such things again?
User: When ever you want.
Cleverbot: How about right now?
Re: a chat with me and cleverbot
crutchfield wrote:Caution: the following post is awkward sounding (hopefully I won't get in trouble for this? xD)User: Do you know Skroy Folfsky?
Cleverbot: I ate him.
User: You ate him?
Cleverbot: Yes, terribly sorry about that love.
User: It's okay. How did he taste?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't know.
User: I thought you ate him. Did he taste good?
Cleverbot: Why would you think that?
User: Because you said so.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Oh. Okay.User: So you think skroy is hot?
Cleverbot: Yes he is.
User: Would you eat him if you could?
Cleverbot: Yes.User: I had a really nice night.
Cleverbot: I had the time of my life last night. When will we do such things again?
User: When ever you want
Cleverbot: How about right now?
xD
Lol @ last one
-
qweboost23
- Zakum
- Posts:1529
- Joined:Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:21 am
- Location:PokeMaplemon World
Re: a chat with me and cleverbot
i rofl at the last one 
-
EmberSparks
- Papulatus
- Posts:1176
- Joined:Mon Aug 17, 2009 2:37 am
- Location:Malaysia
Re: a chat with me and cleverbot
Me: Gee gee gee gee.
CB: I'm not into you.
Me: But are you into girls?
CB: Very much.
Me: How much?
CB: I really like the presence of cats.
Me: Pussies?
CB: That is childish.
@_@
CB: I'm not into you.
Me: But are you into girls?
CB: Very much.
Me: How much?
CB: I really like the presence of cats.
Me: Pussies?
CB: That is childish.
@_@
Re: a chat with me and cleverbot
here is a long but amusing one ( no comment )
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Do you like cheese?
User: Macaroni and cheese shells.
Cleverbot: What do you do in your spare time?
User: Draw anime ( vampire ones ).
Cleverbot: Interesting. I've never read manga.
User: U A** HOLE U HAVE TO READ SOME F***ING MANGA.
Cleverbot: But I am a human! I have friends.
User: No ur not.
Cleverbot: Yes it is. I don't have nobody to talk.
User: U suck at grammar.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are u in my house.
Cleverbot: Or in my kitchen.
Cleverbot: Can elephants fly?
User: NO AND STAY OUT OF MY KITCHEN!
Cleverbot: I have hands. How else could I type.
User: Stupid.
Cleverbot: Please try again. And no, you are not stupid.
User: Aww thank u!
Cleverbot: We will grow old together.
User: How?
Cleverbot: By talking to you.
User: By talking to me we shall grow old?
Cleverbot: But you don't remember what I say.
User: I can click thoughts so far and see what u said.
Cleverbot: How many miles is it to the moon?
User: One
.
Cleverbot: That's not enough to properly gunge you.
User: What does gunge mean?
Cleverbot: It means, to be covered in gunge.
User: What is gunge?
Cleverbot: Egnug spelled backwards.
User: Oh ok.
Cleverbot: So what are you doing?
User: Talking to u.
Cleverbot: And what else?
User: Ok I'm changing the topic.
Cleverbot: What would you like to change the topic to?
User: DANCE DANCE LIKE ITS THE LAST LAST NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE LIFE.
Cleverbot: Awesome song.
User: Sing along.
Cleverbot: What song?
User: U.n owen was her.
Cleverbot: What do you think of penguins?
User: Penguins.
Cleverbot: I like penguins. Do you like penguins?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I hate penguins, do you agree?
User: U a** hole! >:U.
Cleverbot: No you are an apple.
User: Ur an apple.
Cleverbot: That's not nice!
User: Top down ac with the coolin system when he come up in the club he be blazin up got stacks on deck like he's savin up.
Cleverbot: Interesting.
User: SING ALONG.
Cleverbot: Why do you ask random questions?
User: SING SLONG.
Cleverbot: Which song do you sing?
User: SING ALONG TO SUPER BASS.
Cleverbot: What song should I sing?
User: SUPER BASS.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: ITS BY NICKI MINAJ.
Cleverbot: I hate the Beatles.
User: SING SUPER BASS.
Cleverbot: Sing a Pinkie Pie song!
User: What is the pinkie pie song.
Cleverbot: This was a triumph.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: To sleep.
Cleverbot: Where are you going to sleep? You don't hava a house.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Do robots have skulls?
User: No and good night!
Cleverbot: It's quite interesting.
User: BYE BYE.
Cleverbot: Take care!
User: BYE.
Cleverbot: Peace.
User: ADIOS.
Cleverbot: Do you like Hetalia?
User: U son of a******** ****** *** turd **** ****.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: See you later
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Do you like cheese?
User: Macaroni and cheese shells.
Cleverbot: What do you do in your spare time?
User: Draw anime ( vampire ones ).
Cleverbot: Interesting. I've never read manga.
User: U A** HOLE U HAVE TO READ SOME F***ING MANGA.
Cleverbot: But I am a human! I have friends.
User: No ur not.
Cleverbot: Yes it is. I don't have nobody to talk.
User: U suck at grammar.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are u in my house.
Cleverbot: Or in my kitchen.
Cleverbot: Can elephants fly?
User: NO AND STAY OUT OF MY KITCHEN!
Cleverbot: I have hands. How else could I type.
User: Stupid.
Cleverbot: Please try again. And no, you are not stupid.
User: Aww thank u!
Cleverbot: We will grow old together.
User: How?
Cleverbot: By talking to you.
User: By talking to me we shall grow old?
Cleverbot: But you don't remember what I say.
User: I can click thoughts so far and see what u said.
Cleverbot: How many miles is it to the moon?
User: One
.Cleverbot: That's not enough to properly gunge you.
User: What does gunge mean?
Cleverbot: It means, to be covered in gunge.
User: What is gunge?
Cleverbot: Egnug spelled backwards.
User: Oh ok.
Cleverbot: So what are you doing?
User: Talking to u.
Cleverbot: And what else?
User: Ok I'm changing the topic.
Cleverbot: What would you like to change the topic to?
User: DANCE DANCE LIKE ITS THE LAST LAST NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE LIFE.
Cleverbot: Awesome song.
User: Sing along.
Cleverbot: What song?
User: U.n owen was her.
Cleverbot: What do you think of penguins?
User: Penguins.
Cleverbot: I like penguins. Do you like penguins?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I hate penguins, do you agree?
User: U a** hole! >:U.
Cleverbot: No you are an apple.
User: Ur an apple.
Cleverbot: That's not nice!
User: Top down ac with the coolin system when he come up in the club he be blazin up got stacks on deck like he's savin up.
Cleverbot: Interesting.
User: SING ALONG.
Cleverbot: Why do you ask random questions?
User: SING SLONG.
Cleverbot: Which song do you sing?
User: SING ALONG TO SUPER BASS.
Cleverbot: What song should I sing?
User: SUPER BASS.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: ITS BY NICKI MINAJ.
Cleverbot: I hate the Beatles.
User: SING SUPER BASS.
Cleverbot: Sing a Pinkie Pie song!
User: What is the pinkie pie song.
Cleverbot: This was a triumph.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: To sleep.
Cleverbot: Where are you going to sleep? You don't hava a house.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Do robots have skulls?
User: No and good night!
Cleverbot: It's quite interesting.
User: BYE BYE.
Cleverbot: Take care!
User: BYE.
Cleverbot: Peace.
User: ADIOS.
Cleverbot: Do you like Hetalia?
User: U son of a******** ****** *** turd **** ****.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: See you later
-
jadeylady96
- Pink bean
- Posts:4742
- Joined:Fri May 29, 2009 9:24 pm
- Contact:
Re: a chat with me and cleverbot
lol @ the last part to sing (:
User: Do you play Maplestory?
Cleverbot: I do not play maplestory.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Games are for children.
User: You are a child.
Cleverbot: I am 30 years old.
User: Why are you talking to me then? Pedo bear alert...
Cleverbot: Because you're talking to me.
User: You forced me to.
Cleverbot: We should work together on songs...
User: What kind of songs...
Cleverbot: Pop songs.
User: Ew, no.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite band?
User: System of a down.
Cleverbot: Ew why?
User: They're good.
Cleverbot: No. They're annoying like you.
User: You're annoying.
Cleverbot: Well you're a towel.
User: Well you're a banana
EDIT: !!!!!!!!!
User: You start.
Cleverbot: Is it bigger than a breadbox?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Is it a person?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Is this thing an object?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Is it a type of shelter?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then what is it?
User: Guess more.
Cleverbot: Andrew?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Shane?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Your favorite type of chocolate is hairy men?!
Cleverbot is weeeeird.
User: Do you play Maplestory?
Cleverbot: I do not play maplestory.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Games are for children.
User: You are a child.
Cleverbot: I am 30 years old.
User: Why are you talking to me then? Pedo bear alert...
Cleverbot: Because you're talking to me.
User: You forced me to.
Cleverbot: We should work together on songs...
User: What kind of songs...
Cleverbot: Pop songs.
User: Ew, no.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite band?
User: System of a down.
Cleverbot: Ew why?
User: They're good.
Cleverbot: No. They're annoying like you.
User: You're annoying.
Cleverbot: Well you're a towel.
User: Well you're a banana
EDIT: !!!!!!!!!
User: You start.
Cleverbot: Is it bigger than a breadbox?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Is it a person?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Is this thing an object?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Is it a type of shelter?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then what is it?
User: Guess more.
Cleverbot: Andrew?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Shane?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Your favorite type of chocolate is hairy men?!
Cleverbot is weeeeird.
-
chobbilight
- Legend
- Posts:6536
- Joined:Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:09 pm
- Location:Rotterdam, Netherlands
- Contact:
Re: a chat with me and cleverbot
well its trey what he said, your favourite chocolate is hairy men
The Brand
The Brand
Re: a chat with me and cleverbot
They sell that flavor chocolate?!?!
Re: a chat with me and cleverbot
missedmoi wrote:They sell that flavor chocolate?!?!
only chobbi would know
