How dirty are you guys?!

[jadeylady96]

-Some Joke I found :3.
[Female teacher asking questions to a boy student testing his knowledge.]
Q; What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?

A; Pockets.


Q;What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

A; Bubblegum


Q;What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?

A; Shake hands


'Who Am I?' Questions


Q; You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?

A; a tent.


Q; A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

A; Wedding Ring


Q; I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

A; Nose


Q; What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?

A; Firetruck




Like me, I'm guessing most of you got them wrong?

[dfuzz1987]

i dont get it............

[Mechy]

i get it its like the question are similar to like sex stuff shut what starts with f and k if u have a dirty mind u would say f*ck but the awsnser is firetruck

[dfuzz1987]

lol i get it now.........

[jadeylady96]

All the questions are to do with it
I'm guessing dfuzz is totally not dirty minded then. Boring >.>

[chobbilight]

Q; What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?

A; a penis


Q;What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

A; a penis


Q;What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?

A; take a piss


'Who Am I?' Questions


Q; You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?

A; a women


Q; A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

A; pocket pussy


Q; I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

A; a joint


Q; What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?

A; F*ck



like hell i got them wrong

[dfuzz1987]

Q; What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?

A; A Boner.


Q;What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

A; Penis


Q;What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?

A; i though doggy sex posistion but i think chob is right


'Who Am I?' Questions


Q; You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?

A; woman sex slave


Q; A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

A; Fingering a pussy


Q; I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

A; ...


Q; What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?

A; Fuck




aids

[stng75]

omg you sick minded perverts

[dfuzz1987]

FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE god
Q; What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?

A; Cheese in my pockets.


Q;What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

A; Strawberry ice cream


Q;What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs?

A; nothing


'Who Am I?' Questions


Q; You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?

A; a inflatable mansion.


Q; A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

A; A pimpin ring


Q; I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

A; ...


Q; What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?

A; F-ing Crack

[jadeylady96]

omg you sick minded perverts

uuuuuuus? how dare you
we're totally not xD.

[chobbilight]

omg you sick minded perverts

i bet you thought of the same thing

[playa4life01]

Q; I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

A; a joint

since when does a joint "drip"?

[twister7boy]

got totell these to carol she crack up big time

[chobbilight]

Q; I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

A; a joint

since when does a joint "drip"?

only read the "when you blow me, you feel good"

[jadeylady96]

lol and that's alll you thought of :/? You fails

[playa4life01]

im really dirty
reading the first sentence gave me these ideas:

having anal smex with an old woman 80+ who is dressed in leather sm outfit and 15 other oldies w8ing in line...

and thats just the first one