my rap battle

[skygar9]

Jack wasn't nimble,
Jack wasn't quick.
He jumped over a candle,
and burnt his--

[CoolKid]

omfg EPIC WIN LOL

loud voices in anger
speak harsh words such cruel words
why do speak so selfishly when we
have got so much we can share
so let your heart be open
and reach out with all your LOOOOOVE
their are no strangers
we are all brothers
WE ARE ALL PART OF ONE WORLD!!!!!!


lol thats one if ur against rapping ( harsh raps at that )

[synn90210]

psh y'all n!gg@$ aint got sh!t
cuz all your rhymes are two bit
so ima step in and show you how we do

We got draco on the left and coolkid on the right
and bboyz over there man his rhymes are tight
If i were you i'd take a lesson from him
cuz if you dont then i'm the one who's gonna win

Then there's chobbi in the middle
he's lookin pretty little
His rhymes are pretty wack
so dont cut him any slack

I'm embarrased that i can out rap a black man
even if some of my rhymes belong in the can
but at this point, i aint even tryin
you can ask errbody, they know i aint lyin.

you just got served

[playa4life01]

omfg EPIC WIN LOL

loud voices in anger
speak harsh words such cruel words
why do speak so selfishly when we
have got so much we can share
so let your heart be open
and reach out with all your LOOOOOVE
their are no strangers
we are all brothers
WE ARE ALL PART OF ONE WORLD!!!!!!


lol thats one if ur against rapping ( harsh raps at that )

lol i had a little headache when i was reading this and i tought it said
thats one if ur against raping !
and i wuz like WTF!

[synn90210]

i still won. so all yallz can suck it

[playa4life01]

you can suck mine

[playa4life01]

you can suck synn's lolipop

[synn90210]

uh....no. Why you gotta be sellin me out like that playa?

[playa4life01]

uh....no. Why you gotta be sellin me out like that playa?

you told them to suck it

i still won. so all yallz can suck it

[synn90210]

yeah but not meh lollipop. is mine....

[Wizit6134]

Huh? UR SAYIN IM A NOOB!?

listen up okay
just get outta mah way.
ill hurt you
with my shoe *wacks with shoe*
your thinkin ya cool
but ur just a fool
just stop all this copyin and pastin
cuz yall dont know who the hell ya facing

i'm not copying and pasting
i'm the most spontanious guy you'r ever facing
your gonna wack me with your shoe?
be terrified about what i'm gonna do

Guess wat


I'm the biggest treat of all
I make all the others go "aww"

So dont be messin with my stall
In this stupid bathroom song

Dont be braggin tat i got beat by yall
Cuz u just got pwn and tats all


i know it suks i was in a hurry so

[CoolKid]

kiss up..

why u frikin intaferin
boy u got some messed up hearin
go away
or pay
i dont know u
bleh here have my shoe
i aint even tryin
u no i aint lyin

BAWM YAWL JUST GAWT SARVED

[Wizit6134]

Wats up with u and your shoe?
Is tat all u really do?

Cuz u be acting really black.
I know tat was really wak.

But tats all i got to say,
And tat's tat

[CoolKid]

oneday i gonna lose it
and then yawl gonna be payin up
i aint got a word to say with yall
ill punch u into the wall
u just keep wastin
i coolest rapper u facin
at this point u can kick the can
or die from a cealing fan

[turanza]

Yeah i know its kinda vulgar but i was feelin rather gangster up in here

White boy can't you see, you aint from the 313
You're in the 724, and ima make you my wh*re

[awsomejohn55]

Shut up b....go suck a d....
just cause u got guts and u got what?
See listen up im the one here not quer
Heres a little tip b.... learn from the pros
not the hoes See I am the man
dont say damn Im back
and im black and u see i got a sack
Now just ur mouth before i go allout

Woo that was fun!

[crutchfield]

They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking
I'm so White N' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
I wanna roll with-
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Really, really white n' nerdy

First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkings in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well, I'm number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
Happy days is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on

They see me roll on, my Segway!
I know in my heart they think I'm
white n' nerdy!
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy
I'd like to roll with-
The gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too
White n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
How'd I get so white n' nerdy?

I've been browsing, inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket
I must protect 'em
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog!
Yo! Got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!

I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend
at the renaissance fair
I got my name on my under wear!

They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
All because I'm white n' nerdy
Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy
I wanna bowl with-
the gangsters
but oh well it's obvious I'm
white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!

ROFL

[awsomejohn55]

Hey stop; your copy n pastin cuz im the king and see all this time ur wastin
See I aint gotta copy i aint gotta paste one thing i do know is that ur a disgrace,
now listen here sit right here yall is a joke yall should just choke,
Now you see ur a white boy white boys dont rap,
You should go back Now see this is free style this is nbc style
Now u should just sit down 4 a while now u see im the best and back and again im back
and i got a big fat sack

[CoolKid]

I see no, hear no evil,
Black writings on the wall,
Unleashed a million faces,
And one by one they fall,

Black hearted evil,
Brave hearted hero,
I am all, I am all, I am,

(I... I... I...)

I am,

Here we go buddy,
Here we go buddy,
Here we go,
Here we go buddy,
Here we go,

Go ahead and try to see through me,
Do it if you dare,
One step forward, two steps back,
I'm here (One step forward, two steps back)

Do it... Do it... Do it... DO IT...

Can you see all of me?
Walk into my mysteries?
Step inside and hold on for dear life,
Do you remember me?
Capture you, or set you free?
I am all, I am all of me
(I am all, I am all of me)

I am... I am, I'm all of me,
I am... I am, I'm all of me,
I am... I am, I'm all of me,

I see and feel the evil,
My hands will crush'em all,
You think you have the answer,
I laugh and watch you fall,

Black hearted evil,
Brave hearted hero,
I am all, I am all I am,

(I... I... I...)

I am,

Here we go buddy,
Here we go buddy,
Here we go,
Here we go buddy,
Here we go,

Go ahead and try to see through me,
Do it if you dare,
One step forward two steps back,
I'm here, (One step forward, two steps back)

Do it... Do it... Do it... DO IT...

Can you see all of me?
Walk into my mysteries?
Step inside and hold on for dear life,
Do you remember me?
Capture you or set you free?
I am all, I am all of me,
(I am, I am all of me)

I am... I am, I'm all of me,
I am... I am, I'm all of me,
I am... I am, I'm all of me,

(Here We Go...)

I am...
I am everyone, everywhere, anyhow, any way, any will, any day...
I am...
I am everyone, everywhere, anyhow, any way, any will, any day...
I am! I am! I am!
I am! I am! I am!

I am!

Do it... Do it... Do it... Do IT...

Can you see all of me?
Walk into my mysteries?
Step inside and hold on for dear life.
Do you remember me?
Capture you, or set you free?
I am all, I am all of me.
(I am, I am all of me! )

I am... I am, I'm all of me,
I am... I am, I'm all of me,
I am... I am, I'm all of me,

(Here We Go...)

I am, I am, I'm all of me

[synn90210]

Wow. That was probably the worst thing I've ever heard ^^^^^^ my ears are bleeding from the amount of copypasta going on in here.