If your booty were water i'd tap that.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Get in my pants,so I can f*ck you.
I'll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle.
I'll give you a dime if you take your time.
If you were a booger i'd pick u first. LOL
Pick-Up Lines
Title explains it all.
If your booty were water i'd tap that.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Get in my pants,so I can f*ck you.
I'll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle.
I'll give you a dime if you take your time.
If you were a booger i'd pick u first. LOL
If your booty were water i'd tap that.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Get in my pants,so I can f*ck you.
I'll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle.
I'll give you a dime if you take your time.
If you were a booger i'd pick u first. LOL
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steveking99
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Re: Pick-Up Lines
if i posted it i would probably get banned.
Re: Pick-Up Lines
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? 
Re: Pick-Up Lines
.... somebody call heaven cuz i think an angels gone missin?
im not good with them but i heard this on a cartoon SPONGEBOBSQUARPANTS
im not good with them but i heard this on a cartoon SPONGEBOBSQUARPANTS
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playa4life01
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Re: Pick-Up Lines
i dont need no pick-up lines,
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Rawr.
LOL.
That is one.
LOL.
That is one.
Re: Pick-Up Lines
lol i cant figure out anymore will edit when finds another one 
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chobbilight
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Re: Pick-Up Lines
playa4life01 wrote:i dont need no pick-up lines,
i got 1 for you
only you and gilly can undertstand it anyways
violen zijn blauw
citroenen zijn zuur
doe je benen open
en geef me een uur
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steveking99
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Re: Pick-Up Lines
chobbilight wrote:playa4life01 wrote:i dont need no pick-up lines,
i got 1 for you
only you and gilly can undertstand it anyways
violen zijn blauw
citroenen zijn zuur
doe je benen open
en geef me een uur
LOL
Add a bed,subtract our clothes,and add 69.
Re: Pick-Up Lines
chobbilight wrote:playa4life01 wrote:i dont need no pick-up lines,
i got 1 for you
only you and gilly can undertstand it anyways
violen zijn blauw
citroenen zijn zuur
doe je benen open
en geef me een uur
lol i translate
violets are blue lemons are soure
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chobbilight
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Re: Pick-Up Lines
Gatorade wrote:chobbilight wrote:playa4life01 wrote:i dont need no pick-up lines,
i got 1 for you
only you and gilly can undertstand it anyways
violen zijn blauw
citroenen zijn zuur
doe je benen open
en geef me een uur
lol i translate
violets are blue lemons are soure
....ow
damm....
violets are bleu
lemons are soure
open up your legs and give me a hour
Re: Pick-Up Lines
Hi.
I'm an astronaut.
& my next mission is to explore Uranus :D.
I'm an astronaut.
& my next mission is to explore Uranus :D.
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chobbilight
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Re: Pick-Up Lines
pearldurr wrote:Hi.
I'm an astronaut.
& my next mission is to explore Uranus :D.
thats just nasty i prefer the other side
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playa4life01
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Re: Pick-Up Lines
pearldurr wrote:Hi.
I'm an astronaut.
& my next mission is to explore Uranus :D.
that totally aint no pick-up line
ur telling the girl that shes an alien
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chobbilight
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Re: Pick-Up Lines
just tell her 2 shut up and go 2 your home
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steveking99
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Re: Pick-Up Lines
chobbilight wrote:just tell her 2 shut up and go 2 your home
thats better than callin someone an alien.
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chobbilight
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Re: Pick-Up Lines
the word for today is legs
so lets go 2 my house and spread the word
so lets go 2 my house and spread the word
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crutchfield
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Re: Pick-Up Lines
I wish you were my homework so I could do you on my table.
Re: Pick-Up Lines
can u help me find gilly my dog? 
i think he went in a cheap motel room thats haunted
follow me
i think he went in a cheap motel room thats haunted
follow me
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eh
im sure gilly is a human/admin not a dog
im sure gilly is a human/admin not a dog