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Pick-Up Lines
Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:32 pm
by Gatorade
Title explains it all.
If your booty were water i'd tap that.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Get in my pants,so I can f*ck you.
I'll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle.
I'll give you a dime if you take your time.
If you were a booger i'd pick u first. LOL
Re: Pick-Up Lines
Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:43 pm
by steveking99
if i posted it i would probably get banned.
Re: Pick-Up Lines
Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:54 pm
by Gatorade
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Re: Pick-Up Lines
Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 4:02 pm
by CoolKid
.... somebody call heaven cuz i think an angels gone missin?
im not good with them but i heard this on a cartoon SPONGEBOBSQUARPANTS
Re: Pick-Up Lines
Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 7:41 pm
by playa4life01
i dont need no pick-up lines,
Re: Pick-Up Lines
Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 8:25 pm
by Gatorade
Rawr.
LOL.
That is one.
Re: Pick-Up Lines
Posted: Sun Jan 24, 2010 9:57 pm
by CoolKid
Re: Pick-Up Lines
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 10:24 pm
by chobbilight
playa4life01 wrote:i dont need no pick-up lines,
i got 1 for you
only you and gilly can undertstand it anyways
violen zijn blauw
citroenen zijn zuur
doe je benen open
en geef me een uur
Re: Pick-Up Lines
Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 11:17 pm
by steveking99
chobbilight wrote:playa4life01 wrote:i dont need no pick-up lines,
i got 1 for you
only you and gilly can undertstand it anyways
violen zijn blauw
citroenen zijn zuur
doe je benen open
en geef me een uur
LOL
Add a bed,subtract our clothes,and add 69.
Re: Pick-Up Lines
Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:46 am
by Gatorade
chobbilight wrote:playa4life01 wrote:i dont need no pick-up lines,
i got 1 for you
only you and gilly can undertstand it anyways
violen zijn blauw
citroenen zijn zuur
doe je benen open
en geef me een uur
lol i translate
violets are blue lemons are soure
Re: Pick-Up Lines
Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 11:26 am
by chobbilight
Gatorade wrote:chobbilight wrote:playa4life01 wrote:i dont need no pick-up lines,
i got 1 for you
only you and gilly can undertstand it anyways
violen zijn blauw
citroenen zijn zuur
doe je benen open
en geef me een uur
lol i translate
violets are blue lemons are soure
....ow
damm....
violets are bleu
lemons are soure
open up your legs and give me a hour
Re: Pick-Up Lines
Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 10:02 am
by pearldurr
Hi.
I'm an astronaut.
& my next mission is to explore Uranus :D.
Re: Pick-Up Lines
Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 6:16 am
by chobbilight
pearldurr wrote:Hi.
I'm an astronaut.
& my next mission is to explore Uranus :D.
thats just nasty i prefer the other side
Re: Pick-Up Lines
Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 5:50 pm
by playa4life01
pearldurr wrote:Hi.
I'm an astronaut.
& my next mission is to explore Uranus :D.
that totally aint no pick-up line
ur telling the girl that shes an alien
Re: Pick-Up Lines
Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 8:30 pm
by chobbilight
just tell her 2 shut up and go 2 your home
Re: Pick-Up Lines
Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2010 10:21 pm
by steveking99
chobbilight wrote:just tell her 2 shut up and go 2 your home
thats better than callin someone an alien.
Re: Pick-Up Lines
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:29 pm
by chobbilight
the word for today is legs
so lets go 2 my house and spread the word
Re: Pick-Up Lines
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 7:58 am
by crutchfield
I wish you were my homework so I could do you on my table.
Re: Pick-Up Lines
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:07 pm
by CoolKid
can u help me find gilly my dog?
i think he went in a cheap motel room thats haunted
follow me
Re: Pick-Up Lines
Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:49 pm
by Gatorade
eh
im sure gilly is a human/admin not a dog
