Yo Mamma!!!~
yo mamma so fat she was chasing a bus because she thought it was a twinkie
yo mamma so stupid she put lipstick on her head to make up here mind
yo mamma so poor she cant pay attention
yo mamma so stupid she sold her car for gas
beat that!
yo mamma so stupid she put lipstick on her head to make up here mind
yo mamma so poor she cant pay attention
yo mamma so stupid she sold her car for gas
beat that!
- steveking99
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BOO those are horrible jokes
Yo momma so fat she has more 6 packs than a liqour store
Yo momma so stupid she failed herself o.o
Yo momma so fat she has more 6 packs than a liqour store
Yo momma so stupid she failed herself o.o
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yo momma so stupid she had you
- crutchfield
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Yo mamma so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie!
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YO MOMMA SO UGLY SHE CANT EVEN LOOK AT HERSELF!!
- Dracoplasm
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Yo Momma so Fat that Her Undergarments were torn~
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yo momma is so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl
- lolificated
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Dracoplasm wrote:Yo Momma so Fat that Her Undergarments were torn~
ur momma so ugly, her mirror cries when she uses it
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ur momma so stupid she brought seasoning to the mushroom hall of fame * famous mushrooms *
which doesnt exist
which doesnt exist
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yo momma so fat when she goes to the beach the whales sing happy family with her
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YO MOMMA SO LONELY SHE PERTENDS 2 DROWN JUST SO THE LIFE GUARD CAN DO CPR
- crutchfield
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Yo mama so fat, when she went to the beach GreenPeace tried to roll her back into the ocean
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yo mamma so stupid she uses pickaxes to chop trees.
- jadeylady96
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Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead,trying to makeup her mind.
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead,trying to makeup her mind.
- crutchfield
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Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
- Dracoplasm
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Yo Ma Ma So Smelly
that her Fart's Area of Effect
was bigger than the pacific ocean
that her Fart's Area of Effect
was bigger than the pacific ocean
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nice googling guys also,momma jokes are so last year...
u guys r so lame u use last y33r's j0kes
u guys r so lame u use last y33r's j0kes
- jadeylady96
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googling ftw, lmao, ok then smartie, you post some! If everyone else is so lameee
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yo mamma so fat when she got put in court the jude said "order order so chicken and fires"
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yo momma so fat that store owners use her body to clean there shops