Yo Mamma!!!~

[lolificated]

googling ftw, lmao, ok then smartie, you post some! If everyone else is so lameee

i sed deir lame why would i

[jadeylady96]

Well if they're lame, post better ones, noob! How dare you insult others if you can't do better XD

[CoolKid]

yo mommas cookin so bad when i offered it to the dog he said: " u first "

[jadeylady96]

wow dogs can speak? Baaaah! A-maz-ing. XD
I think you should of put a comma between the two cookings,too,right? doesnt make sense otherwise XD

yo mommas cookin , cookin so bad when i offered it to the dog he said: " u first "

[chobbilight]

yo momma only knows 3 words
first word is I
second word is like
third word is sex

[Dracoplasm]

Yo Momma so Horny that the only word she know is Sex

[Tsukushiki]

yo mama so fat when she turned around christmas was juz around da corner!
yo mama so fat when she put on her wooly vest ppl thought she was da yeti!
yo mama so fat when she wore her orange shirt people went taxi taxi!
yo mama so fat when she sat on da bed she died!
yo mama so fat that everyone that she eva talked to died!

[lolificated]

fail ones ^ ur moma is so stupid she climbed over a clear glass wall to see whats on the other side

[Darkzone]

Idk

but,
your momma's so fat that two satellites orbit her

your momma's so ugly that when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning

[Dracoplasm]

Yo Momma so fat that when she fell on ur dad, Your dad turned pancake

[Mechy]

Yo mamma ur sister had sex with ur yo mum she made u

[CoolKid]

yo momma so fat that the planets orbit around her

[Dracoplasm]

Yo Coolkid so stupid that she had to copy other peoples Yo momma jokes

[EmberSparks]

Yo momma so dumb she cant breathe without instructions.

[CoolKid]

omg draco stop being mean!
i have to report to the mods im only 9 u brat!

[carousiex]

Yo Mamma so fat, that when she stands on the weighing scale, it shows her handphone number!
Yo Mamma so slow, that when she does Tai-Chi, she can't catch up!
Yo Mamma so short, that she can do 5 samersaults under the sofa!

OMG THREE YO MAMMA JOKES

[Dracoplasm]

omg draco stop being mean!
i have to report to the mods im only 9 u brat!

i would if you would stop copying things that arent yours

Yo Mommas so crazy that she jumped of empire state building

[crutchfield]

Yo mamma so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mamma so ugly, when little kids see her, she gets sued for terrifying children. <------- fail

[Darkzone]

you momma is so dumb that to her sarcasm is true and true is false (Idk, ive heard of this one before i dont get it)

[Dracoplasm]

Yo mamas so Evil that she abused u