here is a long but amusing one ( no comment )
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Do you like cheese?
User: Macaroni and cheese shells.
Cleverbot: What do you do in your spare time?
User: Draw anime ( vampire ones ).
Cleverbot: Interesting. I've never read manga.
User: U A** HOLE U HAVE TO READ SOME F***ING MANGA.
Cleverbot: But I am a human! I have friends.
User: No ur not.
Cleverbot: Yes it is. I don't have nobody to talk.
User: U suck at grammar.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are u in my house.
Cleverbot: Or in my kitchen.
Cleverbot: Can elephants fly?
User: NO AND STAY OUT OF MY KITCHEN!
Cleverbot: I have hands. How else could I type.
User: Stupid.
Cleverbot: Please try again. And no, you are not stupid.
User: Aww thank u!
Cleverbot: We will grow old together.
User: How?
Cleverbot: By talking to you.
User: By talking to me we shall grow old?
Cleverbot: But you don't remember what I say.
User: I can click thoughts so far and see what u said.
Cleverbot: How many miles is it to the moon?
User: One
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Cleverbot: That's not enough to properly gunge you.
User: What does gunge mean?
Cleverbot: It means, to be covered in gunge.
User: What is gunge?
Cleverbot: Egnug spelled backwards.
User: Oh ok.
Cleverbot: So what are you doing?
User: Talking to u.
Cleverbot: And what else?
User: Ok I'm changing the topic.
Cleverbot: What would you like to change the topic to?
User: DANCE DANCE LIKE ITS THE LAST LAST NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE LIFE.
Cleverbot: Awesome song.
User: Sing along.
Cleverbot: What song?
User: U.n owen was her.
Cleverbot: What do you think of penguins?
User: Penguins.
Cleverbot: I like penguins. Do you like penguins?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I hate penguins, do you agree?
User: U a** hole! >:U.
Cleverbot: No you are an apple.
User: Ur an apple.
Cleverbot: That's not nice!
User: Top down ac with the coolin system when he come up in the club he be blazin up got stacks on deck like he's savin up.
Cleverbot: Interesting.
User: SING ALONG.
Cleverbot: Why do you ask random questions?
User: SING SLONG.
Cleverbot: Which song do you sing?
User: SING ALONG TO SUPER BASS.
Cleverbot: What song should I sing?
User: SUPER BASS.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: ITS BY NICKI MINAJ.
Cleverbot: I hate the Beatles.
User: SING SUPER BASS.
Cleverbot: Sing a Pinkie Pie song!
User: What is the pinkie pie song.
Cleverbot: This was a triumph.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: To sleep.
Cleverbot: Where are you going to sleep? You don't hava a house.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Do robots have skulls?
User: No and good night!
Cleverbot: It's quite interesting.
User: BYE BYE.
Cleverbot: Take care!
User: BYE.
Cleverbot: Peace.
User: ADIOS.
Cleverbot: Do you like Hetalia?
User: U son of a******** ****** *** turd **** ****.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: See you later
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