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Funny joke from friend@@@!!@!@!@! MUST SEEE!@@!@!

Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:11 am
by Mechy
OK heres 2 joke my friends said to me the other day when they finshed it i was full on laughing here it goes the first 1

Person 1: Have you watched the constipation movie yet?
Person 2:No
Person 3:Of course not coz it hasn't come out yet
get it?? the constipation hasn't come out yet

Other 1 its really funyy if its told in person

Person 1:Say Im a man after every sentance i say
Person2:OK

Person 1:Your girlfirend broke up with u
Person 2:Im a man

Person1:You go on a dating website
Person 2 im a man
Person 1: You find a hot girlfriend
Person2:im a man
Person1:You goto her house
PErson2:im a man
Person 1:Then you goto into bed and have $eX with her
Person 2:Im a man
Person 1:Then your girlfriend says!
Person 2:im a man

LOL!!!! you get it???

Re: Funny joke from friend@@@!!@!@!@! MUST SEEE!@@!@!

Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:13 am
by pvtsharp
Mechy wrote:OK heres 2 joke my friends said to me the other day when they finshed it i was full on laughing here it goes the first 1

Person 1: Have you watched the constipation movie yet?
Person 2:No
Person 3:Of course not coz it hasn't come out yet
get it?? the constipation hasn't come out yet

Other 1 its really funyy if its told in person

Person 1:Say Im a man after every sentance i say
Person2:OK

Person 1:Your girlfirend broke up with u
Person 2:Im a man

Person1:You go on a dating website
Person 2 im a man
Person 1: You find a hot girlfriend
Person2:im a man
Person1:You goto her house
PErson2:im a man
Person 1:Then you goto into bed and have $eX with her
Person 2:Im a man
Person 1:Then your girlfriend says!
Person 2:im a man

LOL!!!! you get it???


the 1st one yes, but second one, no

Re: Funny joke from friend@@@!!@!@!@! MUST SEEE!@@!@!

Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:15 am
by Mechy
pvtsharp wrote:
Mechy wrote:OK heres 2 joke my friends said to me the other day when they finshed it i was full on laughing here it goes the first 1

Person 1: Have you watched the constipation movie yet?
Person 2:No
Person 3:Of course not coz it hasn't come out yet
get it?? the constipation hasn't come out yet

Other 1 its really funyy if its told in person

Person 1:Say Im a man after every sentance i say
Person2:OK

Person 1:Your girlfirend broke up with u
Person 2:Im a man

Person1:You go on a dating website
Person 2 im a man
Person 1: You find a hot girlfriend
Person2:im a man
Person1:You goto her house
PErson2:im a man
Person 1:Then you goto into bed and have $eX with her
Person 2:Im a man
Person 1:Then your girlfriend says!
Person 2:im a man

LOL!!!! you get it???


the 1st one yes, but second one, no

aww but the second one is the funniest!

Re: Funny joke from friend@@@!!@!@!@! MUST SEEE!@@!@!

Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:16 am
by pvtsharp
Oh i get it now... ha.ha.

Re: Funny joke from friend@@@!!@!@!@! MUST SEEE!@@!@!

Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:20 am
by Mechy
pvtsharp wrote:Oh i get it now... ha.ha.

teehee?
i guess ur saying laughing sarcasticly
*gets knive puts under chin*

Re: Funny joke from friend@@@!!@!@!@! MUST SEEE!@@!@!

Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 11:21 am
by jadeylady96
Ben you slow poke XD
Hehe the 2nd one is good :]

Re: Funny joke from friend@@@!!@!@!@! MUST SEEE!@@!@!

Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2010 9:59 pm
by Wizit6134
its old but still ok (gatorade-2)

Re: Funny joke from friend@@@!!@!@!@! MUST SEEE!@@!@!

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 1:14 am
by Mechy
Wizit6134 wrote:its old but still ok (gatorade-2)

dont do that or jade will murder u!!
and what are u talking about OK ITS AWESOME I LAUGHED UNTIL I FLOODED MY SCHOOL WITH TEARS!

Re: Funny joke from friend@@@!!@!@!@! MUST SEEE!@@!@!

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 1:19 am
by jadeylady96
haha uhmm since when am I a murderer xD?

Re: Funny joke from friend@@@!!@!@!@! MUST SEEE!@@!@!

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2010 4:38 am
by steveking99
haha an unfunny mofo your friend is

Re: Funny joke from friend@@@!!@!@!@! MUST SEEE!@@!@!

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 7:19 am
by Mechy
steveking99 wrote:haha an unfunny mofo your friend is

Thanks (skygar9-1)
jadeylady96 wrote:haha uhmm since when am I a murderer xD?

since the day before yesterday!

Re: Funny joke from friend@@@!!@!@!@! MUST SEEE!@@!@!

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 7:50 am
by qweboost23
Mechy wrote:OK heres 2 joke my friends said to me the other day when they finshed it i was full on laughing here it goes the first 1

Person 1: Have you watched the constipation movie yet?
Person 2:No
Person 3:Of course not coz it hasn't come out yet
get it?? the constipation hasn't come out yet

Other 1 its really funyy if its told in person

Person 1:Say Im a man after every sentance i say
Person2:OK

Person 1:Your girlfirend broke up with u
Person 2:Im a man

Person1:You go on a dating website
Person 2 im a man
Person 1: You find a hot girlfriend
Person2:im a man
Person1:You goto her house
PErson2:im a man
Person 1:Then you goto into bed and have $eX with her
Person 2:Im a man
Person 1:Then your girlfriend says!
Person 2:im a man

LOL!!!! you get it???

FUNNY! FUNNY! (cool) but i did not rarely get it (F2)

Re: Funny joke from friend@@@!!@!@!@! MUST SEEE!@@!@!

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 8:05 am
by jadeylady96
Mechy wrote:
jadeylady96 wrote:haha uhmm since when am I a murderer xD?

since the day before yesterday!

lol wutt D:

Re: Funny joke from friend@@@!!@!@!@! MUST SEEE!@@!@!

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 8:13 am
by Mechy
jadeylady96 wrote:
Mechy wrote:
jadeylady96 wrote:haha uhmm since when am I a murderer xD?

since the day before yesterday!

lol wutt D:


Of course wutt :D

Re: Funny joke from friend@@@!!@!@!@! MUST SEEE!@@!@!

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 9:23 am
by chobbilight
i also had a hilarious one
i said in class, if you jerk off. you will get hair on your hands.
So my whole class looked at their hands and said i dont have hair on my hands...XD
and my class has 13 students,2 teachers(female), 2 boys>11 girls whahhahahaha i couldn't stop laughing at that, i should have filmed it and placed it on youtube

Re: Funny joke from friend@@@!!@!@!@! MUST SEEE!@@!@!

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 7:21 pm
by jadeylady96
As if that happened
maybe the students
but the teachers? wtf xD
funny though
why didn't you film it >:[?

Re: Funny joke from friend@@@!!@!@!@! MUST SEEE!@@!@!

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2010 10:03 pm
by chobbilight
jadeylady96 wrote:As if that happened
maybe the students
but the teachers? wtf xD
funny though
why didn't you film it >:[?

cause i didn't had a camera with me

Re: Funny joke from friend@@@!!@!@!@! MUST SEEE!@@!@!

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 8:07 am
by jadeylady96
well why the helll not ? Fool

Re: Funny joke from friend@@@!!@!@!@! MUST SEEE!@@!@!

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 11:14 am
by chobbilight
jadeylady96 wrote:well why the helll not ? Fool

cause i went 2 school, and not making a ameteur - vid

Re: Funny joke from friend@@@!!@!@!@! MUST SEEE!@@!@!

Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 7:01 am
by Mechy
chobbilight wrote:
jadeylady96 wrote:well why the helll not ? Fool

cause i went 2 school, and not making a ameteur - vid

no wonder your face is to ugly your too embrassed to show ur ugly face to us :D
(im only jking no need to take it srsly)