Maplestory

If someone says to you "Your such a F*&^* person"
You should say:
"Like you can talk!"
"...What, Say it louder,i can't hear"
"I know you are, but what am I?"
" If i'm a F*&^* person, what does that make you?? An even more F*&^* person"
"Talk to the hand bro"

If your asian and a white guy goes up to you and says "F**ing Asian *&^&&%&
You should say to piss them off:
"DumbA55 white"
"Where did you get your brain from? A goldfish?"
"Asians are smarter than you"

If you are white and an asian says to you" YOu dumb white.YOu will die a hobo"
You should say
"Say pat poh" (If they are Cantonese)
"At least i have a big D**K and nice eyes unlike you that have small slanted eyes and a rice grain for a D**k
"Einstein wasn't Asian, so white can be smart"

If you just don't want to piss them of just walk away and ignore them. People who say that are immature and just stupid

I am not responsible for damage,fines,detetions etc for using these phrases.

lol asians are white like me and they big di*c* and heres a comeback

OMG YOU SHUT A D*C* head
say
"Well at least i have a d*c* unlike YOU!"

(this is good if a boy says it 2 u if a girl says it it would be kinda useless)

......white guy says 2 a black guy "haha your poor"
black guy says" ill can rob your ass"

chobbilight wrote:......white guy says 2 a black guy "haha your poor"
black guy says" ill can rob your ass"

ROFLMAOLOLCOPTER

new combacks for a mean girl

nice top, who shot the sofa? ( daym )
( looking at shirt ) somewhere theres a horse missing its blanket.
if u really wanna piss an emo girl off say i took ur black lipstick.
hey i bet that shirt is reversable, go ahead! uve got nothing to lose
( theres more but i cant figure them out

lol most of these are rather amusing...
and dumb....
however my random two contributions:

Cool story, why don't you go tell it around a campfire

and to an american, if canadian:
Sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you over my health care benefits.