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random school jokes
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 8:30 pm
by missedmoi
q-what do you say when you forget to do your homework and your teacher blames you?
a-YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR SOMETHING I DIDINT DO!!
q-why did john go backwards to school?
a-cause it was back to school day
q-why did a boy bring a ladder to school?
a-cause he wanted to go to high school
q-what is the subject the witch got an A+ on?
a-SPELL-ing
q-wich object is the classroom's king
a-the RULER
http://kids.yahoo.com/jokesi got it from here lol
Re: random school jokes
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:25 pm
by lolificated
missedmoi wrote:q-what do you say when you forget to do your homework and your teacher blames you?
a-YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR SOMETHING I DIDINT DO!!
q-why did john go backwards to school?
a-cause it was back to school day
q-why did a boy bring a ladder to school?
a-cause he wanted to go to high school
q-what is the subject the witch got an A+ on?
a-SPELL-ing
q-wich object is the classroom's king
a-the RULER
http://kids.yahoo.com/jokesi got it from here lol
correction, you are being blamed for not having done it,that's a sole reason,u did not not do it,so in my prospect an english teacher would be able to counter your pun,
Re: random school jokes
Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 11:05 pm
by missedmoi
lolificated wrote:missedmoi wrote:q-what do you say when you forget to do your homework and your teacher blames you?
a-YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR SOMETHING I DIDINT DO!!
q-why did john go backwards to school?
a-cause it was back to school day
q-why did a boy bring a ladder to school?
a-cause he wanted to go to high school
q-what is the subject the witch got an A+ on?
a-SPELL-ing
q-wich object is the classroom's king
a-the RULER
http://kids.yahoo.com/jokesi got it from here lol
correction, you are being blamed for not having done it,that's a sole reason,u did not not do it,so in my prospect an english teacher would be able to counter your pun,
uhh....dude.....i have no idea what your saying.....
but anyways...its not my joke
Re: random school jokes
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:13 am
by EmberSparks
When u fail in school and ur teacher says "you have no intelligence"
I say "Yup, I'm a Night Lord"
Re: random school jokes
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:35 am
by Noobzorz
EmberSparks wrote:When u fail in school and ur teacher says "you have no intelligence"
I say "Yup, I'm a Night Lord"
Teacher-"Really??"
Student-"Yeah..check this out!!"
*Throws Illbis at the teacher
Student"See??!! Oh wait you can't see when your dead..F***!"
Re: random school jokes
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:27 am
by Mechy
Teacher: Ok Cindy locate USA on the map
Cindy:here
Teacher:good job all right students who was the first one to locate USA
Students:Cindy!
Re: random school jokes
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:57 pm
by lolificated
Mechy wrote:Teacher: Ok Cindy locate USA on the map
Cindy:here
Teacher:good job all right students who was the first one to locate USA
Students:Cindy!
i dont get it, do u mean christopher columbus
Re: random school jokes
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:15 pm
by zenopop
teacher asks whats 2 +2. you awnser fish. you get an A
Re: random school jokes
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:56 pm
by missedmoi
zenopop wrote:teacher asks whats 2 +2. you awnser fish. you get an A
oh yea
1+1=window
im so inteligent
NOT
Re: random school jokes
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:58 pm
by lolificated
you+me=nothing
Re: random school jokes
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:10 pm
by chobbilight
in dutch bill means butt
sir theres a billboard in school
why do teachers go 2 school?
they'r liveless son of a beaches
why didn't captain falcon become a teacher?
he would be punching freshmens
why cant you kiss while having french?
cause then its a french kiss
all lame i had nothing 2 do
Re: random school jokes
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:15 pm
by missedmoi
chobbilight wrote:in dutch bill means butt
sir theres a billboard in school
why do teachers go 2 school?
they'r liveless son of a beaches
why didn't captain falcon become a teacher?
he would be punching freshmens
why cant you kiss while having french?
cause then its a french kiss
all lame i had nothing 2 do
true....those ar lame lol
Re: random school jokes
Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 9:16 pm
by missedmoi
lolificated wrote:(F3)
you+me=nothing
awwwww
that's sooo nice
Re: random school jokes
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 6:11 am
by Mechy
lolificated wrote:Mechy wrote:Teacher: Ok Cindy locate USA on the map
Cindy:here
Teacher:good job all right students who was the first one to locate USA
Students:Cindy!
i dont get it, do u mean christopher columbus
omg u fail.............................
lolficated+Teacher: Ok Cindy locate USA on the map
Cindy:here
Teacher:good job all right students who was the first one to locate USA
Students:Cindy!=FAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: random school jokes
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:09 pm
by missedmoi
Mechy wrote:lolificated wrote:Mechy wrote:Teacher: Ok Cindy locate USA on the map
Cindy:here
Teacher:good job all right students who was the first one to locate USA
Students:Cindy!
i dont get it, do u mean christopher columbus
omg u fail.............................
lolficated+Teacher: Ok Cindy locate USA on the map
Cindy:here
Teacher:good job all right students who was the first one to locate USA
Students:Cindy!=FAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: random school jokes
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 9:37 pm
by lolificated
i get it now.but mine made sense too.
Re: random school jokes
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:17 pm
by missedmoi
lolificated wrote:i get it now.but mine made sense too.
ok,good....i think
Re: random school jokes
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:22 pm
by zenopop
missedmoi wrote:zenopop wrote:teacher asks whats 2 +2. you awnser fish. you get an A
oh yea
1+1=window
im so inteligent
NOT
you just called yourself stupid haha
Re: random school jokes
Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 11:25 pm
by missedmoi
zenopop wrote:missedmoi wrote:zenopop wrote:teacher asks whats 2 +2. you awnser fish. you get an A
oh yea
1+1=window
im so inteligent
NOT
you just called yourself stupid haha
YAY
im stupid
heyheyheyhey let's poke zeno with a stick
