awesomest qoutes

Post by **chobbilight** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 3:39 pm

peter griffin: i dont understand why criminals dont walk through walls and fly, its not like they obey any law

some bot on this site: bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob from your granny, it feels great but for christ sake dont look down

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Post by **jadeylady96** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:49 pm

LOL..
That was an awful one xD

Post by **chobbilight** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 7:29 pm

those were awesome
very awesome it was

Post by **Duality** » Mon Oct 11, 2010 10:53 pm

chobbilight wrote:peter griffin: i dont understand why criminals dont walk through walls and fly, its not like they obey any law

some bot on this site: bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob from your granny, it feels great but for christ sake dont look down

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Those were amazing

Website · Post by **twister7boy** » Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:59 pm

remember it takes 43 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile but it only takes 4 to give you the finger.

i think that every woman should have 1 man for all her moods.
because god knows that 1 man cant handle them all!

how come when you talk to god its called praying.
when god talks to you its called paranoid schizophrenia?

a midget fortune teller escaped from prison last night.
the news paper headline was small,medium at large.

ever had one of those moments where u laugh so hard your eyes,sides and tummy is so sore you think you cant breath.
never forget those moments because they are the best ones in life.

think i'll leave the dirty ones out of it for here.

Post by **chobbilight** » Tue Oct 12, 2010 9:59 pm

no i love the dirty ones

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Loving someone that doesn't love you is like reaching for a star. You know you'll never reach it but you just got to keep trying.

Post by **Duality** » Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:56 pm

“Just remember, the same as a spectacular Vogue magazine, remember that no matter how close you follow the jumps: Continued on page whatever. No matter how careful you are, there's going to be the sense you missed something, the collapsed feeling under your skin that you didn't experience it all. There's that fallen heart feeling that you rushed right through the moments where you should've been paying attention. Well, get used to that feeling. That's how your whole life will feel some day. This is all practice. None of this matters. We're just warming up.”

Website · Post by **rocker002** » Fri Oct 15, 2010 5:00 am

Vargasm:"want to hear a joke?...women rights XD"

Albert Einstein: *something along the lines of* "talking to your self is fine, answering yourself is insane"

Post by **playa4life01** » Sat Oct 23, 2010 3:15 pm

rocker002 wrote:Vargasm:"want to hear a joke?...women rights XD"

Albert Einstein: *something along the lines of* "talking to your self is fine, answering yourself is insane"

hey i always talk to myself at class!!
and iff everybody is paying attention to the teacher i answer my self!

Post by **chobbilight** » Sat Oct 23, 2010 5:36 pm

playa4life01 wrote:
rocker002 wrote:Vargasm:"want to hear a joke?...women rights XD"

Albert Einstein: *something along the lines of* "talking to your self is fine, answering yourself is insane"

hey i always talk to myself at class!!
and iff everybody is paying attention to the teacher i answer my self!

but your just a crazy turkish terrorist

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