Kitten kickers

[CoolKid]

i catch it an inch before it lands in his hands
i kick it with my JUIjitsu gentlty at embers head for thinkin he kewl

[Dracoplasm]

i catch it bef0re it hits him
den i t0ss it at Me0wzerz in her face

Moderator note(Froshin):
The 1337 speak rules still apply in dracoplasm, unless stated so in the main post of a topic.

[Gatorade]

I get distracted and accidentally drop MsMeowzers in my pants.

[MsMeowzers]

OH MY ****ING GOD
I use Flandre to kick it while I kill Gatorade.

[EmberSparks]

OH MY ****ING GOD
I use Flandre to kick it while I kill Gatorade.

I tear Gatorade to shreds, then I grab the kitten and throw a three-pointer.

[Dracoplasm]

You Air balled, or in this case Air kitten'd
I caught the kitten bef0re it hits the ground and i toss it flying at where the sun doesnt shines

[MsMeowzers]

I ride on Okuu and catch it.Oh MAH GOD IT IS ORIN!*Gets new kitty(
I kick it to the Great comet of 1864.

[Dracoplasm]

The Great comet disintergrated.
i throw it at Jade's Face

[jadeylady96]

uhm. OW?!?!??!?!?
I KICK THE KITTY TO THE DAM MOON.

[Dracoplasm]

Kitty dies of lack of oxygen
i throw the new kitty to cookies

[CoolKid]

the kkitten eats the cookies
i kick the kitten into my mouth then eat it

[jadeylady96]

What happened to you Loviiing cats too much that you couldn't do that?
I undo time and catch the cat before you eat it. I throw it down ludi tower.

[Dracoplasm]

i Catch the poor kitten while slitting my wrist
i Kick the kitten away with its wrist slitted.

[jadeylady96]

QUIT IT NOW. PLEASE. THANK YOU. I get a new kitten, screw the blood one O_o.
I throw the new kitten to the old kitten. They have babys. ah crap 4kittens. O_o

[Dracoplasm]

i Kick it to Jade with knives sticking out of it.

[Superish]

YOU CRUEL CRUEL KITTEN ABUSER.

-picks kitten up and tosses a stuffed toy kitten-

That's better.

Mwuahahaa!!

[Dracoplasm]

*toss toy kitten at floor*
*picks up real kitten*
Kicks to Jade (:

[jadeylady96]

(= !
*kicks it back to draco!*

[Dracoplasm]

*Kicks to jade*
(: :)

[jadeylady96]

(= !
*kicks it back to draco!*