who can post the funniest joke?

[jocob0401]

im 8 so remeber i like jokes that kids like that include chuck norris, dane cook, daniel tosh, nick swardson, south park , family guy,

[steveking99]

there are no sign of life in mars because chuck norris was there,the blood painted the sand,the tears filled the water.

[chobbilight]

knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!
whos there?

[synn90210]

guy goes to doctor and doctor says: sir i have bad news and worse news.

guy: ok well whats the bad news?

doctor: you only have 24 hrs to live

guy: whats the worse news then?

doctor: i forgot to tell you yesterday.

[Gatorade]

llol
i nominate synn's as the funniest,so far

[jocob0401]

steven king and synn are tied right now

[chobbilight]

whats the difference between a car and a woman?
if your car is broken you can fix it but you cant fix a woman

[synn90210]

when chuck norris orders a big mac at burger king he gets one.

[Gatorade]

knock knock
whos there?
your mom
your mom who?
open the god dam door its your mom

[jocob0401]

lol ur all funny but u all get to post 1 more joke and wichever 1 is the funniest will win but u can still post jokes and ill rate them

[synn90210]

fearr is not the only emotion that chuck norris can smell. he also detects hope as in "i hope i dont get roundhouse kicked by chuck norris"

[jocob0401]

good good hmm... i like it

[Gatorade]

buzz lightyear:dont prress my lazer button
woody:why?
buzz:just dont!
-woody presses it-

[jocob0401]

lol good your in lead...

[chobbilight]

theres something wrong with your rating

[synn90210]

"In a brutal world a family is ripped apart by tragedy. The father killed in a horrible accident and the mother forced to raise 8 kids on her own. In this world all they have is each other. Coming to theaters this summer.......BON3R SOUP

[pearldurr]

A woman is pregnant & gets into a car crash.
A few days later she wakes up & finds out she had twins, boy & girl.
Someone had already named them.
"Who named them?" she asked.
"Your brother," the doctor replied.
"My brother ?! He's an idiot!" she yelled, "Well, what's my daughter's name?"
"Denise," the doctor replied.
"Hmm, that's pretty nice," she said, "What's my son's?"
"Denephew."

[jocob0401]

Gatorade and syn are tied you 2 get to post 1 more joke than I decide who wins the finals of this epic battle

[Mechy]

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on her door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it Pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs, I can splash it in my eyes."

[CoolKid]

i know a joke about a priest,rabbi and someone else but i forgot.

uhhmmm
Knock knock
whos there
lettuce
Lettuce who?
LETTUCE IN IM GONNA FREEZE OUT HERE