who can post the funniest joke?

[chobbilight]

what does it meanif your wife is standing in the living room?
that means the chain from the kitchen is 2 long

[CoolKid]

ghey

whats the difference between a person and an alien?
they both never seen mars

[stng75]

That's not a difference o.o

[steveking99]

Whats a similar thing with Chuck Norris and a Footlong sandwhich?
-self explanatory-

[CoolKid]

i dont get it

there was a person named coolkid that was cooler than everyone * kind of * and then one day

chobbi: new kid * HI PEOPLEZZ IM COOL *

there lol thats a joke! u know... chobbi thinkin he cool.... nvm

[chobbilight]

i dont get it

there was a person named coolkid that was cooler than everyone * kind of * and then one day

chobbi: new kid * HI PEOPLEZZ IM COOL *

there lol thats a joke! u know... chobbi thinkin he cool.... nvm

i think the joke was that you failed
and you failed hard

[CoolKid]

whatever
* cough * Nerd * cough *

wats the difference between a jelly fish and chobbi's face.
they both stun you

[chobbilight]

thats a agreement
whats the agreement of coolkid and a ho?
tyou need 2 pay both for services

[CoolKid]

bish.

whats the difference between me and chobbi.
i can kill him

[chobbilight]

bish.

whats the difference between me and chobbi.
i cant kill him

fixed
a serious joke
3 soldiers are done with their duty they go back home with a helicopter, but halfway the trip the pilot says "the helicopter is overloaded, throw something out". 1 of the soldiers throws out 10 dollars, the second soldier throws out a icecream, the third soldier throws out a frag grenade.when they land there are 3 children waiting for them, the 1st 1 says"today is my lucky day, it rained money" the second child says "i'm unlucky today, i was walking down the street then a icecream fell on my head" the third child says "i'm shocked, i farted and the building behind me was gone".

[steveking99]

A dexless sin goes into the bar.Its kses it.
A dexless warrior goes into a bar,it misses it.

[CoolKid]

dnt get it... wth r with ur jokes anymore?

k three people made a bet. first one to not bathe for a week and not stink wins.
the first person was a clean freak.
the second person was a pig
the third was a nerd.
they couldnt go without a bath so the 3 people all threw something out
the first threw out 1000 dollars
the second threw out a ham
the third threw out his text books.
when the clean freak won 3 kids from their school told them somthing
the first one said: " i was lucky today! i had my umbrella upside down and 1000 dollars fell in it"
the second one said: " i was kind of lucky today. i found a ham! "
the third one said: " i was unlucky today. i was walking and someone threw there text books at me! "
the 3 people were shocked then ran

[jocob0401]

u ppl are wastin ur lives 2 entertain me lol but keepn on postin! :)

[CoolKid]

i have a joke. ur signature

An English professor wrote the words:
"A woman without her man is nothing"
on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote:
"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females wrote:
"A woman: without her, man is nothing
PUNCTUATION IS POWERFUL

[chobbilight]

i have a joke. ur signature

An English professor wrote the words:
"A woman without her man is nothing"
on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote:
"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females wrote:
"A woman: without her, man is nothing
PUNCTUATION IS POWERFUL

that siggy was mine he kopied me

this is SEX how SEX you SEX keep SEX a SEX idiot SEX busy SEX for SEX 20 seconds SEX
repaet the sentence again but leave the sex out of it

[Gatorade]

true true!!!!

WHAT DID THE BUTT CHEEK SAY TO THE OTHER CHEEK?
ARE YOU SMELLIER THAN ME?

[chobbilight]

jesus said if some1 punches you on the cheek, face him with your other cheek
rocky said if you punch some1 with your fist, punch him with your other fist

[CoolKid]

dnt get it.
hey juliet he- why am i so obsessed with music?

i got a joke.
ur face

[lolificated]

BEST JOKE EVER!v
3 british soldiers were about to be executed, to avoid death,the first man shouted"EARTHQUAKE"every1 ran and the man fled
the next day the second man was to be executed and he yelled "STORM"every1 ran and the men fled
on the third day the last soldier shouted"FIRE"so they fired.yes he died.

[synn90210]

ok so obama, mrs obama, and oprah are sitting in a plane.

obama: Im so rich i could throw a hundred dollar bill out of this plane and make 1 person very happy

Mrs Obama: Yeah well i could throw 100 five dollar bills and make a hundred people happy

Oprah: Oh yeah? well i could throw a thousand one dollar bills and make a thousand people happy

Pilot: Hell, i could throw all three of their asses out and make 6.4 billion people happy.