who can post the funniest joke?

[CoolKid]

ok so coolkid, chobbi, and myrainbows are sitting in a plane.

coolkid: im so strong i can kill chobbi

chobbi: Yeah well im so strong that i can kill a mushmom

myrainbows: Oh yeah? well im so strong i can kick all ur a**** out of here

Pilot: Hell, im so strong i can drop this plane and kill em all

[lolificated]

ok so coolkid, chobbi, and myrainbows are sitting in a plane.

coolkid: im so strong i can kill chobbi

chobbi: Yeah well im so strong that i can kill a mushmom

myrainbows: Oh yeah? well im so strong i can kick all ur a**** out of here

Pilot: Hell, im so strong i can drop this plane and kill em all

nicely copied

[CoolKid]

thank you? * im listening to the awsomest mermaid melody song EVER!!!!! *

[lolificated]

thank you? * im listening to the awsomest mermaid melody song EVER!!!!! *

off topic^

[steveking99]

There are 2 mexicans and a white guy in a plane.The pilot says"We are running out of fuel,throw things out you dont need".The mexican throws down marijuana down the plane and says"We have enough of these in our country",the other mexican throws down his burritos and says"We have enough of these in our country",The white guy throws down the mexicans and says"we have enough of these in our country.

[lolificated]

There are 2 mexicans and a white guy in a plane.The pilot says"We are running out of fuel,throw things out you dont need".The mexican throws down marijuana down the plane and says"We have enough of these in our country",the other mexican throws down his burritos and says"We have enough of these in our country",The white guy throws down the mexicans and says"we have enough of these in our country.

RAWFILLL

[jocob0401]

There are 2 mexicans and a white guy in a plane.The pilot says"We are running out of fuel,throw things out you dont need".The mexican throws down marijuana down the plane and says"We have enough of these in our country",the other mexican throws down his burritos and says"We have enough of these in our country",The white guy throws down the mexicans and says"we have enough of these in our country.

roflmao love it ur in lead

[CoolKid]

Coolkid, jadeylady and chobbi are in a plane.The pilot says"We are running out of fuel,throw things out you dont need".coolkid throws chobbi out of the plane and says "We have enough of these in our country" Jadey throws down coolkid and says "We have enough of these in our country",The pilot throws down all of them and says"we have enough of these in our country.

[Dracoplasm]

Coolkid failed for copying that joke...
Why did the noob went to the FM?
Q:He thought it ment Free Mesos.

[EternalSorrow]

I'm not good at this...
Three people live in a flat. On the top lives a maniac who likes to play with knives. Below him is a guy who is painting his room yellow. On the lowest floor is a banana loving dude. One day the maniac cuts off his *****. As it falls downward, the painter paints it yellow accidentally. It lands in the hands of the banana guy, who eats it because it looked like a banana.
Haha.

[jonlin]

lol, that's a shorter version of:

There is a 5 story building with a pickle factory on the bottom, a witch who pickles anything she sees on the second floor, a man who paints everything green on the third floor, a man who pisses out the window on the fourth floor and a knife juggler on the fifth floor.

The knife juggler drops a knife, which cuts the man on the fourth floor's **** off, which falls down and gets painted green on it's way past the 3rd floor, and pickled on the second. then it bounces into the factory and a jar. The man who receives this jar eats this one first, and is amazed and instantly goes and buys 15 more full cans.


new joke:
how do you find the population of mexico?
toss a penny down a hill
how do you find the richest man in mexico?
whoever picked it up first.

xD

[EternalSorrow]

lol, that's a shorter version of:

There is a 5 story building with a pickle factory on the bottom, a witch who pickles anything she sees on the second floor, a man who paints everything green on the third floor, a man who pisses out the window on the fourth floor and a knife juggler on the fifth floor.

The knife juggler drops a knife, which cuts the man on the fourth floor's **** off, which falls down and gets painted green on it's way past the 3rd floor, and pickled on the second. then it bounces into the factory and a jar. The man who receives this jar eats this one first, and is amazed and instantly goes and buys 15 more full cans.


new joke:
how do you find the population of mexico?
toss a penny down a hill
how do you find the richest man in mexico?
whoever picked it up first.

xD

LAWL XD

A man walked into a Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars.

There are 3 brothers: One is called Trouble, the others Terrorist and AK47. One day, Trouble goes missing, so Terrorist and AK47 go to the police station.
Police: Yes?
Terrorist: Hi, I'm Terrorist, and me and AK47 here are looking for Trouble.

[Dracoplasm]

Eternal its.
theres 3 person
1 called trouble
2nd called chopper
3rd called gangster
1 day trouble went mising
then
gangster go police station say
i am gangster i bring chopper come find trouble!

[skygar9]

Jokes are the stupidest things on earth.

Q:If you're Russian through the hallway, then what are you in the bathroom?
A: European.