who can post the funniest joke?
ok so coolkid, chobbi, and myrainbows are sitting in a plane.
coolkid: im so strong i can kill chobbi
chobbi: Yeah well im so strong that i can kill a mushmom
myrainbows: Oh yeah? well im so strong i can kick all ur a**** out of here
Pilot: Hell, im so strong i can drop this plane and kill em all
coolkid: im so strong i can kill chobbi
chobbi: Yeah well im so strong that i can kill a mushmom
myrainbows: Oh yeah? well im so strong i can kick all ur a**** out of here
Pilot: Hell, im so strong i can drop this plane and kill em all
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Re: who can post the funniest joke?
CoolKid wrote:ok so coolkid, chobbi, and myrainbows are sitting in a plane.
coolkid: im so strong i can kill chobbi
chobbi: Yeah well im so strong that i can kill a mushmom
myrainbows: Oh yeah? well im so strong i can kick all ur a**** out of here
Pilot: Hell, im so strong i can drop this plane and kill em all
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Re: who can post the funniest joke?
thank you? * im listening to the awsomest mermaid melody song EVER!!!!! *
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CoolKid wrote:thank you? * im listening to the awsomest mermaid melody song EVER!!!!! *
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There are 2 mexicans and a white guy in a plane.The pilot says"We are running out of fuel,throw things out you dont need".The mexican throws down marijuana down the plane and says"We have enough of these in our country",the other mexican throws down his burritos and says"We have enough of these in our country",The white guy throws down the mexicans and says"we have enough of these in our country.
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steveking99 wrote:There are 2 mexicans and a white guy in a plane.The pilot says"We are running out of fuel,throw things out you dont need".The mexican throws down marijuana down the plane and says"We have enough of these in our country",the other mexican throws down his burritos and says"We have enough of these in our country",The white guy throws down the mexicans and says"we have enough of these in our country.
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Re: who can post the funniest joke?
steveking99 wrote:There are 2 mexicans and a white guy in a plane.The pilot says"We are running out of fuel,throw things out you dont need".The mexican throws down marijuana down the plane and says"We have enough of these in our country",the other mexican throws down his burritos and says"We have enough of these in our country",The white guy throws down the mexicans and says"we have enough of these in our country.
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Re: who can post the funniest joke?
Coolkid, jadeylady and chobbi are in a plane.The pilot says"We are running out of fuel,throw things out you dont need".coolkid throws chobbi out of the plane and says "We have enough of these in our country" Jadey throws down coolkid and says "We have enough of these in our country",The pilot throws down all of them and says"we have enough of these in our country.
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Re: who can post the funniest joke?
Coolkid failed for copying that joke...
Why did the noob went to the FM?
Q:He thought it ment Free Mesos.
Why did the noob went to the FM?
Q:He thought it ment Free Mesos.
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Re: who can post the funniest joke?
I'm not good at this...
Three people live in a flat. On the top lives a maniac who likes to play with knives. Below him is a guy who is painting his room yellow. On the lowest floor is a banana loving dude. One day the maniac cuts off his *****. As it falls downward, the painter paints it yellow accidentally. It lands in the hands of the banana guy, who eats it because it looked like a banana.
Haha.
Three people live in a flat. On the top lives a maniac who likes to play with knives. Below him is a guy who is painting his room yellow. On the lowest floor is a banana loving dude. One day the maniac cuts off his *****. As it falls downward, the painter paints it yellow accidentally. It lands in the hands of the banana guy, who eats it because it looked like a banana.
Haha.
Re: who can post the funniest joke?
lol, that's a shorter version of:
There is a 5 story building with a pickle factory on the bottom, a witch who pickles anything she sees on the second floor, a man who paints everything green on the third floor, a man who pisses out the window on the fourth floor and a knife juggler on the fifth floor.
The knife juggler drops a knife, which cuts the man on the fourth floor's **** off, which falls down and gets painted green on it's way past the 3rd floor, and pickled on the second. then it bounces into the factory and a jar. The man who receives this jar eats this one first, and is amazed and instantly goes and buys 15 more full cans.
new joke:
how do you find the population of mexico?
toss a penny down a hill
how do you find the richest man in mexico?
whoever picked it up first.
xD
There is a 5 story building with a pickle factory on the bottom, a witch who pickles anything she sees on the second floor, a man who paints everything green on the third floor, a man who pisses out the window on the fourth floor and a knife juggler on the fifth floor.
The knife juggler drops a knife, which cuts the man on the fourth floor's **** off, which falls down and gets painted green on it's way past the 3rd floor, and pickled on the second. then it bounces into the factory and a jar. The man who receives this jar eats this one first, and is amazed and instantly goes and buys 15 more full cans.
new joke:
how do you find the population of mexico?
toss a penny down a hill
how do you find the richest man in mexico?
whoever picked it up first.
xD
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Re: who can post the funniest joke?
jonlin wrote:lol, that's a shorter version of:
There is a 5 story building with a pickle factory on the bottom, a witch who pickles anything she sees on the second floor, a man who paints everything green on the third floor, a man who pisses out the window on the fourth floor and a knife juggler on the fifth floor.
The knife juggler drops a knife, which cuts the man on the fourth floor's **** off, which falls down and gets painted green on it's way past the 3rd floor, and pickled on the second. then it bounces into the factory and a jar. The man who receives this jar eats this one first, and is amazed and instantly goes and buys 15 more full cans.
new joke:
how do you find the population of mexico?
toss a penny down a hill
how do you find the richest man in mexico?
whoever picked it up first.
xD
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A man walked into a Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer? Fifteen dollars.
There are 3 brothers: One is called Trouble, the others Terrorist and AK47. One day, Trouble goes missing, so Terrorist and AK47 go to the police station.
Police: Yes?
Terrorist: Hi, I'm Terrorist, and me and AK47 here are looking for Trouble.
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Re: who can post the funniest joke?
Eternal its.
theres 3 person
1 called trouble
2nd called chopper
3rd called gangster
1 day trouble went mising
then
gangster go police station say
i am gangster i bring chopper come find trouble!
theres 3 person
1 called trouble
2nd called chopper
3rd called gangster
1 day trouble went mising
then
gangster go police station say
i am gangster i bring chopper come find trouble!
Re: who can post the funniest joke?
Jokes are the stupidest things on earth.
Q:If you're Russian through the hallway, then what are you in the bathroom?
A: European.
Q:If you're Russian through the hallway, then what are you in the bathroom?
A: European.