Battle Royale

[jonlin]

I turn to face synn, charging, hammer held fairly high to bring down quickly. At the last second, I kick back causing sand to fly up and hit the sand to his right with my hammer to feint, spinning around while pulling a one-handed mace from my back and attacking vicously to synn's left.

[CoolKid]

grabs melee sword and rushes toward jonlin and slices leg-and arm
grabs a sort of devil sword and kills all enemies with one blow

[pvtsharp]

grabs melee sword and rushes toward jonlin and slices leg-and arm
grabs a sort of devil sword and kills all enemies with one blow

*summons persona to block the sword*

Aint that easy, friend.

*Empties 1 magazine of Desert Eagle bullets on Coolkid's head*

[CoolKid]

dont get it so therefor it was the most epic failure the world has ever known

grabs arm and flings into the floor kicks in face and breaks neck

[jonlin]

somehow I create a clone which kills coolkid

[crutchfield]

Pulls up a chair and some popcorn to enjoy the blood shed.

[jonlin]

decides to retreat to his guild hall with his MA guildies and bakes cookies and popcorn

[CoolKid]

starts making popcorn and sits back 2 watch the gore then throws bws at people.
* bws black widow spiders *

[jonlin]

my guild hall shots them down.

anyone not unreasonable can come to my guild hall to fight in the arena

[CoolKid]

grabs and holds tightly
spins round & round & round & round then throws out of arena and into the paris pointy thingy

[crutchfield]

Pulls out a Nintendo DSi and starts playing maplestory.

[jonlin]

my guild hall senses a Dsi and shoots it to pieces. no moar cruddy products pl0x nintendo.

[synn90210]

-sees guild hall and reminices for a moment before entering to face jonlin in a final confrontation....TO THE DEATH-

[pvtsharp]

ARRRGGHHHHH TO THE DEATH SYNN!

*picks up chaingun and fires at everyone in the hall*

[Blake]

Sends nuke in all directions

[Mechy]

Sends nuke in all directions

grabs melee sword and rushes toward jonlin and slices leg-and arm
grabs a sort of devil sword and kills all enemies with one blow

*summons persona to block the sword*

Aint that easy, friend.

*Empties 1 magazine of Desert Eagle bullets on Coolkid's head*

u forgot the rules no nukes no guns no all those modern weapons

only old time weapons (swords,bows,dagger ect.)

runs in with a crossbow shoots blake in the head

[EmberSparks]

Summon: Masamune Blade!
OCTASLASH!
Cut cut cut slash cut cut cut slash

[pvtsharp]

Summon: Masamune Blade!
OCTASLASH!
Cut cut cut slash cut cut cut slash

*Blocks with an overlarge shield*

Ow, that was heavy....

now Ember, EAT THIS.

*holds a broadsword and swings around frantically*

[CoolKid]

uses hands to throw the sword out of hands

kills everyone with my awsome singing!
well not literally >:O
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUtDUQvg ... re=related
then when everyone is worn out sings the rick roll song then
kills all with a sword

[markgabriel]

I come in and kill you with a spear