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Yo Mamma!!!~

Postby Gatorade » Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:18 am

yo mamma so fat she was chasing a bus because she thought it was a twinkie
yo mamma so stupid she put lipstick on her head to make up here mind
yo mamma so poor she cant pay attention
yo mamma so stupid she sold her car for gas
beat that! (gatorade-2)

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Re: Yo Mamma!!!~

Postby steveking99 » Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:20 am

BOO those are horrible jokes
Yo momma so fat she has more 6 packs than a liqour store
Yo momma so stupid she failed herself o.o

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Postby Gatorade » Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:35 am

yo momma so stupid she had you (gatorade-2)

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Postby crutchfield » Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:29 am

Yo mamma so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie!

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Postby CoolKid » Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:57 pm

YO MOMMA SO UGLY SHE CANT EVEN LOOK AT HERSELF!! (F5) (F5) (F5)

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Postby Dracoplasm » Sun Jan 24, 2010 5:05 am

Yo Momma so Fat that Her Undergarments were torn~

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Postby Gatorade » Sun Jan 24, 2010 8:34 pm

yo momma is so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl (F3)

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Postby lolificated » Sun Jan 24, 2010 8:44 pm

Dracoplasm wrote:Yo Momma so Fat that Her Undergarments were torn~

ur momma so ugly, her mirror cries when she uses it

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Postby CoolKid » Sun Jan 24, 2010 10:38 pm

ur momma so stupid she brought seasoning to the mushroom hall of fame * famous mushrooms *
which doesnt exist

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Postby mkc306 » Sat Mar 06, 2010 3:01 pm

yo momma so fat when she goes to the beach the whales sing happy family with her

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Postby CoolKid » Sat Mar 06, 2010 3:52 pm

YO MOMMA SO LONELY SHE PERTENDS 2 DROWN JUST SO THE LIFE GUARD CAN DO CPR

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Postby crutchfield » Sat Mar 06, 2010 9:24 pm

Yo mama so fat, when she went to the beach GreenPeace tried to roll her back into the ocean

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Postby mkc306 » Sun Mar 07, 2010 12:51 pm

yo mamma so stupid she uses pickaxes to chop trees.

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Postby jadeylady96 » Sun Mar 07, 2010 1:09 pm

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead,trying to makeup her mind.

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Re: Yo Mamma!!!~

Postby crutchfield » Tue Mar 09, 2010 12:35 am

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!

Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

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Re: Yo Mamma!!!~

Postby Dracoplasm » Tue Mar 09, 2010 11:45 am

Yo Ma Ma So Smelly
that her Fart's Area of Effect
was bigger than the pacific ocean

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Re: Yo Mamma!!!~

Postby lolificated » Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:25 pm

nice googling guys also,momma jokes are so last year...
u guys r so lame u use last y33r's j0kes

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Postby jadeylady96 » Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:27 pm

googling ftw, lmao, ok then smartie, you post some! If everyone else is so lameee

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Re: Yo Mamma!!!~

Postby danrust » Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:32 pm

yo mamma so fat when she got put in court the jude said "order order so chicken and fires" (F7)

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Re: Yo Mamma!!!~

Postby CoolKid » Tue Mar 09, 2010 9:09 pm

yo momma so fat that store owners use her body to clean there shops (cool)


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