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Re: Yo Mamma!!!~

Post by lolificated » Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:13 pm

jadeylady96 wrote:googling ftw, lmao, ok then smartie, you post some! If everyone else is so lameee

i sed deir lame why would i :o

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Re: Yo Mamma!!!~

Post by jadeylady96 » Sat Mar 13, 2010 9:52 pm

Well if they're lame, post better ones, noob! How dare you insult others if you can't do better XD

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Re: Yo Mamma!!!~

Post by CoolKid » Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:36 pm

yo mommas cookin so bad when i offered it to the dog he said: " u first "
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Re: Yo Mamma!!!~

Post by jadeylady96 » Sun Mar 14, 2010 3:48 pm

wow dogs can speak? Baaaah! A-maz-ing. XD
I think you should of put a comma between the two cookings,too,right? doesnt make sense otherwise XD
CoolKid wrote:yo mommas cookin , cookin so bad when i offered it to the dog he said: " u first "

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Re: Yo Mamma!!!~

Post by chobbilight » Sun Mar 14, 2010 9:47 pm

yo momma only knows 3 words
first word is I
second word is like
third word is sex

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Re: Yo Mamma!!!~

Post by Dracoplasm » Sat Mar 20, 2010 12:52 pm

Yo Momma so Horny that the only word she know is Sex

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Re: Yo Mamma!!!~

Post by Tsukushiki » Sun Mar 21, 2010 1:18 am

yo mama so fat when she turned around christmas was juz around da corner!
yo mama so fat when she put on her wooly vest ppl thought she was da yeti!
yo mama so fat when she wore her orange shirt people went taxi taxi!
yo mama so fat when she sat on da bed she died!
yo mama so fat that everyone that she eva talked to died!

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Re: Yo Mamma!!!~

Post by lolificated » Sun Mar 21, 2010 9:28 pm

fail ones ^ ur moma is so stupid she climbed over a clear glass wall to see whats on the other side

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Re: Yo Mamma!!!~

Post by Darkzone » Sun Mar 21, 2010 11:16 pm

Idk

but,
your momma's so fat that two satellites orbit her

your momma's so ugly that when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning

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Re: Yo Mamma!!!~

Post by Dracoplasm » Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:03 am

Yo Momma so fat that when she fell on ur dad, Your dad turned pancake

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Re: Yo Mamma!!!~

Post by Mechy » Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:46 am

Yo mamma ur sister had sex with ur yo mum she made u

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Re: Yo Mamma!!!~

Post by CoolKid » Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:50 pm

yo momma so fat that the planets orbit around her (MS1)

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Re: Yo Mamma!!!~

Post by Dracoplasm » Tue Mar 23, 2010 7:38 am

Yo Coolkid so stupid that she had to copy other peoples Yo momma jokes

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Re: Yo Mamma!!!~

Post by EmberSparks » Tue Mar 23, 2010 11:27 am

Yo momma so dumb she cant breathe without instructions.

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Re: Yo Mamma!!!~

Post by CoolKid » Tue Mar 23, 2010 10:15 pm

omg draco stop being mean!
i have to report to the mods im only 9 u brat! (F4) (F4) (F4)

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Re: Yo Mamma!!!~

Post by carousiex » Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:59 am

Yo Mamma so fat, that when she stands on the weighing scale, it shows her handphone number!
Yo Mamma so slow, that when she does Tai-Chi, she can't catch up!
Yo Mamma so short, that she can do 5 samersaults under the sofa!

OMG THREE YO MAMMA JOKES

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Re: Yo Mamma!!!~

Post by Dracoplasm » Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:13 am

CoolKid wrote:omg draco stop being mean!
i have to report to the mods im only 9 u brat! (F4) (F4) (F4)

i would if you would stop copying things that arent yours

Yo Mommas so crazy that she jumped of empire state building

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Re: Yo Mamma!!!~

Post by crutchfield » Sat Mar 27, 2010 3:42 pm

Yo mamma so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mamma so ugly, when little kids see her, she gets sued for terrifying children. <------- fail

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Re: Yo Mamma!!!~

Post by Darkzone » Sat Mar 27, 2010 11:58 pm

you momma is so dumb that to her sarcasm is true and true is false (Idk, ive heard of this one before i dont get it)

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Re: Yo Mamma!!!~

Post by Dracoplasm » Sun Mar 28, 2010 12:22 am

Yo mamas so Evil that she abused u

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