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a chat with me and cleverbot

Post by jaccaj » Mon Oct 31, 2011 2:39 pm

me: sing
cleverbot : sing what?
me: justin beiber
cleverbot: who's that?
me: your mom
cleverbot: sue from hastings?
me: yes sue justin beiber
cleverbot: yay!

:) lol it just sounded funny

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Re: a chat with me and cleverbot

Post by missedmoi » Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:22 pm

jaccaj wrote:me: sing
cleverbot : sing what?
me: justin beiber
cleverbot: who's that?
me: your mom
cleverbot: sue from hastings?
me: yes sue justin beiber
cleverbot: yay!

:) lol it just sounded funny

Write the few first lyrics of a song.
Cleverbot'll sing along [usually]

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Re: a chat with me and cleverbot

Post by GoogIe » Thu Nov 03, 2011 8:09 am

Bot:Are you alive?
Me:Yes you?
Bot:Yes.
Me:Do you have feelings.
Bot:Yes.
Me:No u don't your a bot so f*ck you and go kill yourself.
Bot:Dance magic dance.

Lol wtf

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Re: a chat with me and cleverbot

Post by Pojken » Thu Nov 03, 2011 3:02 pm

Me: I hate you.
Bot: I hate you more.
Me: I hate you even more.
Bot: Farewell my little burrito.

wtf?

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Re: a chat with me and cleverbot

Post by missedmoi » Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:34 pm

@googie
Swearing is bad owo

@ Draco
LOL
:'( Poor burrito

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Re: a chat with me and cleverbot

Post by qweboost23 » Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:17 am

i did one that i pretend to have homework

me: can you help me with my maths homework?
bot: i am good at addition
me: please tell me what is 4+4
bot: 44
me: why are you so stupid?
bot: i am very smart for some reason

lolwut

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Re: a chat with me and cleverbot

Post by missedmoi » Fri Nov 04, 2011 7:53 pm

qweboost23 wrote:i did one that i pretend to have homework

me: can you help me with my maths homework?
bot: i am good at addition
me: please tell me what is 4+4
bot: 44
me: why are you so stupid?
bot: i am very smart for some reason

lolwut

lmao xD

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Re: a chat with me and cleverbot

Post by jaccaj » Sat Nov 05, 2011 1:49 am

qweboost23 wrote:i did one that i pretend to have homework

me: can you help me with my maths homework?
bot: i am good at addition
me: please tell me what is 4+4
bot: 44
me: why are you so stupid?
bot: i am very smart for some reason

lolwut

well when you put the two 4's together it does become 44
cb is a wisea$$

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Re: a chat with me and cleverbot

Post by qweboost23 » Sat Dec 10, 2011 2:27 am

jerry0503214 wrote:me: can you help me with my maths homework?
bot: i am good at addition
me: please tell me what is 4+4
bot: 44
me: why are you so stupid?
bot: i am very smart for some reason







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did u just copy and paste my one?

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Re: a chat with me and cleverbot

Post by missedmoi » Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:05 pm

qweboost23 wrote:
jerry0503214 wrote:me: can you help me with my maths homework?
bot: i am good at addition
me: please tell me what is 4+4
bot: 44
me: why are you so stupid?
bot: i am very smart for some reason







________________________________
Buy WOW Gold | Runescape Money

did u just copy and paste my one?


What a "smart" Add.
o 3o

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Re: a chat with me and cleverbot

Post by jaccaj » Sat Dec 10, 2011 6:19 pm

missedmoi wrote:
qweboost23 wrote:
jerry0503214 wrote:me: can you help me with my maths homework?
bot: i am good at addition
me: please tell me what is 4+4
bot: 44
me: why are you so stupid?
bot: i am very smart for some reason







________________________________
Buy WOW Gold | Runescape Money

did u just copy and paste my one?


What a "smart" Add.
o 3o

or he didnt know how to quote :\

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Re: a chat with me and cleverbot

Post by crutchfield » Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:58 pm

Caution: the following post is awkward sounding (hopefully I won't get in trouble for this? xD)
User: Do you know Skroy Folfsky?

Cleverbot: I ate him.

User: You ate him?

Cleverbot: Yes, terribly sorry about that love.

User: It's okay. How did he taste?

Cleverbot: I wouldn't know.

User: I thought you ate him. Did he taste good?

Cleverbot: Why would you think that?

User: Because you said so.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: Oh. Okay.

User: So you think skroy is hot?

Cleverbot: Yes he is.

User: Would you eat him if you could?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I had a really nice night.

Cleverbot: I had the time of my life last night. When will we do such things again?

User: When ever you want ;).

Cleverbot: How about right now?

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Re: a chat with me and cleverbot

Post by missedmoi » Sun Dec 11, 2011 6:22 pm

crutchfield wrote:Caution: the following post is awkward sounding (hopefully I won't get in trouble for this? xD)
User: Do you know Skroy Folfsky?

Cleverbot: I ate him.

User: You ate him?

Cleverbot: Yes, terribly sorry about that love.

User: It's okay. How did he taste?

Cleverbot: I wouldn't know.

User: I thought you ate him. Did he taste good?

Cleverbot: Why would you think that?

User: Because you said so.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: Oh. Okay.

User: So you think skroy is hot?

Cleverbot: Yes he is.

User: Would you eat him if you could?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I had a really nice night.

Cleverbot: I had the time of my life last night. When will we do such things again?

User: When ever you want ;).

Cleverbot: How about right now?

xD
Lol @ last one

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Re: a chat with me and cleverbot

Post by qweboost23 » Tue Dec 13, 2011 5:07 am

i rofl at the last one (exellent)

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Re: a chat with me and cleverbot

Post by EmberSparks » Mon Dec 26, 2011 4:45 pm

Me: Gee gee gee gee.
CB: I'm not into you.
Me: But are you into girls?
CB: Very much.
Me: How much?
CB: I really like the presence of cats.
Me: Pussies?
CB: That is childish.

@_@

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Re: a chat with me and cleverbot

Post by CoolKid » Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:26 pm

here is a long but amusing one ( no comment )


User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Do you like cheese?

User: Macaroni and cheese shells.

Cleverbot: What do you do in your spare time?

User: Draw anime ( vampire ones ).

Cleverbot: Interesting. I've never read manga.

User: U A** HOLE U HAVE TO READ SOME F***ING MANGA.

Cleverbot: But I am a human! I have friends.

User: No ur not.

Cleverbot: Yes it is. I don't have nobody to talk.

User: U suck at grammar.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are u in my house.

Cleverbot: Or in my kitchen.

Cleverbot: Can elephants fly?

User: NO AND STAY OUT OF MY KITCHEN!

Cleverbot: I have hands. How else could I type.

User: Stupid.

Cleverbot: Please try again. And no, you are not stupid.

User: Aww thank u!

Cleverbot: We will grow old together.

User: How?

Cleverbot: By talking to you.

User: By talking to me we shall grow old?

Cleverbot: But you don't remember what I say.

User: I can click thoughts so far and see what u said.

Cleverbot: How many miles is it to the moon?

User: One :P.

Cleverbot: That's not enough to properly gunge you.

User: What does gunge mean?

Cleverbot: It means, to be covered in gunge.

User: What is gunge?

Cleverbot: Egnug spelled backwards.

User: Oh ok.

Cleverbot: So what are you doing?

User: Talking to u.

Cleverbot: And what else?

User: Ok I'm changing the topic.

Cleverbot: What would you like to change the topic to?

User: DANCE DANCE LIKE ITS THE LAST LAST NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE LIFE.

Cleverbot: Awesome song.

User: Sing along.

Cleverbot: What song?

User: U.n owen was her.

Cleverbot: What do you think of penguins?

User: Penguins.

Cleverbot: I like penguins. Do you like penguins?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I hate penguins, do you agree?

User: U a** hole! >:U.

Cleverbot: No you are an apple.

User: Ur an apple.

Cleverbot: That's not nice!

User: Top down ac with the coolin system when he come up in the club he be blazin up got stacks on deck like he's savin up.

Cleverbot: Interesting.

User: SING ALONG.

Cleverbot: Why do you ask random questions?

User: SING SLONG.

Cleverbot: Which song do you sing?

User: SING ALONG TO SUPER BASS.

Cleverbot: What song should I sing?

User: SUPER BASS.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: ITS BY NICKI MINAJ.

Cleverbot: I hate the Beatles.

User: SING SUPER BASS.

Cleverbot: Sing a Pinkie Pie song!

User: What is the pinkie pie song.

Cleverbot: This was a triumph.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To sleep.

Cleverbot: Where are you going to sleep? You don't hava a house.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Do robots have skulls?

User: No and good night!

Cleverbot: It's quite interesting.

User: BYE BYE.

Cleverbot: Take care!

User: BYE.

Cleverbot: Peace.

User: ADIOS.

Cleverbot: Do you like Hetalia?

User: U son of a******** ****** *** turd **** ****.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: See you later

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Re: a chat with me and cleverbot

Post by jadeylady96 » Wed Feb 01, 2012 2:22 pm

lol @ the last part to sing (:

User: Do you play Maplestory?

Cleverbot: I do not play maplestory.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Games are for children.

User: You are a child.

Cleverbot: I am 30 years old.

User: Why are you talking to me then? Pedo bear alert...

Cleverbot: Because you're talking to me.

User: You forced me to.

Cleverbot: We should work together on songs...

User: What kind of songs...

Cleverbot: Pop songs.

User: Ew, no.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite band?

User: System of a down.

Cleverbot: Ew why?

User: They're good.

Cleverbot: No. They're annoying like you.

User: You're annoying.

Cleverbot: Well you're a towel.

User: Well you're a banana

EDIT: !!!!!!!!!




User: You start.

Cleverbot: Is it bigger than a breadbox?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Is it a person?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Is this thing an object?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Is it a type of shelter?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then what is it?

User: Guess more.

Cleverbot: Andrew?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Shane?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Your favorite type of chocolate is hairy men?!




Cleverbot is weeeeird.

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Re: a chat with me and cleverbot

Post by chobbilight » Sat Feb 04, 2012 11:25 pm

well its trey what he said, your favourite chocolate is hairy men
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Re: a chat with me and cleverbot

Post by missedmoi » Wed Feb 08, 2012 3:51 am

They sell that flavor chocolate?!?!

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Re: a chat with me and cleverbot

Post by jaccaj » Thu Feb 09, 2012 12:03 am

missedmoi wrote:They sell that flavor chocolate?!?!

only chobbi would know (skygar9-4)

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