Maplestory

Posted: **Thu Jun 17, 2010 12:53 am**

its easy and ill start.
Chuck norris once shot down a German fighter Plane with his finger by yelling "Bang!"

Posted: **Thu Jun 17, 2010 7:27 am**

Chuck Norris can divide by zero...

Posted: **Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:30 am**

When chuck norris falls into water,
Chuck norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck norrised

Posted: **Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:11 am**

Chuck Norris is actually a life form unearthed from a 2000-year old geological stratum in suspended animation

Posted: **Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:42 am**

EmberSparks wrote:Chuck Norris is actually a life form unearthed from a 2000-year old geological stratum in suspended animation

Hikaru, you arsehole....

Posted: **Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:03 am**

chuck Norris doesn't churn for butter.
He roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter drops out

Posted: **Fri Jun 18, 2010 9:23 am**

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door...

Posted: **Fri Jun 18, 2010 2:53 pm**

chuck norris got his ass kicked by bruce lee

Posted: **Fri Jun 18, 2010 4:52 pm**

Chuck Norris is Auron's drinking buddy.

Posted: **Fri Jun 18, 2010 5:35 pm**

what does god believe in?
god believes in chuck norris

Posted: **Sat Jun 19, 2010 12:11 am**

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you...

Posted: **Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:52 am**

Chuck Norris Doesn't read books, he beats them up until he gets his information.

Posted: **Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:54 am**

Chuck Norris doesn't drink, he whacks the water until he doesn't feel thirsty.

Posted: **Sun Jun 20, 2010 3:27 am**

Chuck Norris doesn't have a watch,
He decides what time it is.

Posted: **Sun Jun 20, 2010 6:33 am**

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Posted: **Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:03 pm**

Noobzorz wrote:Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

even i did that

Posted: **Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:56 am**

Chuck Norris isnt born like a normal baby.
He decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb

Posted: **Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:57 am**

omfg really?
that's nothing
The baby from Bella in Breaking dawn does that (F3)

Posted: **Mon Jun 21, 2010 10:14 am**

ewww D:

Childrens check their closet for Boogeymen when they go to sleep,
Boogeymen check their closet for Chuck norris when they go to sleep

Posted: **Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:27 am**

Many kids wear Superman pants, Superman wears Chuck Norris pants...

Chuck norris facts