Chuck norris facts

Post by **Dracoplasm** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 12:53 am

its easy and ill start.
Chuck norris once shot down a German fighter Plane with his finger by yelling "Bang!"

Post by **Noobzorz** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 7:27 am

Chuck Norris can divide by zero...

Post by **Dracoplasm** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 9:30 am

When chuck norris falls into water,
Chuck norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck norrised

Post by **EmberSparks** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:11 am

Chuck Norris is actually a life form unearthed from a 2000-year old geological stratum in suspended animation

Post by **EternalSorrow** » Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:42 am

EmberSparks wrote:Chuck Norris is actually a life form unearthed from a 2000-year old geological stratum in suspended animation

Hikaru, you arsehole....

Post by **Dracoplasm** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 8:03 am

chuck Norris doesn't churn for butter.
He roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter drops out

Post by **Noobzorz** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 9:23 am

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door...

Post by **chobbilight** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 2:53 pm

chuck norris got his ass kicked by bruce lee

Post by **pvtsharp** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 4:52 pm

Chuck Norris is Auron's drinking buddy.

Post by **chobbilight** » Fri Jun 18, 2010 5:35 pm

what does god believe in?
god believes in chuck norris

Post by **Noobzorz** » Sat Jun 19, 2010 12:11 am

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you...

Post by **yowza** » Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:52 am

Chuck Norris Doesn't read books, he beats them up until he gets his information.

Post by **EternalSorrow** » Sat Jun 19, 2010 6:54 am

Chuck Norris doesn't drink, he whacks the water until he doesn't feel thirsty.

Post by **Dracoplasm** » Sun Jun 20, 2010 3:27 am

Chuck Norris doesn't have a watch,
He decides what time it is.

Post by **Noobzorz** » Sun Jun 20, 2010 6:33 am

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Post by **chobbilight** » Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:03 pm

Noobzorz wrote:Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

even i did that

Post by **Dracoplasm** » Mon Jun 21, 2010 4:56 am

Chuck Norris isnt born like a normal baby.
He decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb

Post by **jadeylady96** » Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:57 am

omfg really?
that's nothing
The baby from Bella in Breaking dawn does that (F3)

Post by **Dracoplasm** » Mon Jun 21, 2010 10:14 am

ewww D:

Childrens check their closet for Boogeymen when they go to sleep,
Boogeymen check their closet for Chuck norris when they go to sleep

Post by **Noobzorz** » Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:27 am

Many kids wear Superman pants, Superman wears Chuck Norris pants...

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