random school jokes

[missedmoi]

q-what do you say when you forget to do your homework and your teacher blames you?
a-YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR SOMETHING I DIDINT DO!!

q-why did john go backwards to school?
a-cause it was back to school day

q-why did a boy bring a ladder to school?
a-cause he wanted to go to high school

q-what is the subject the witch got an A+ on?
a-SPELL-ing

q-wich object is the classroom's king
a-the RULER

http://kids.yahoo.com/jokes

i got it from here lol

[lolificated]

q-what do you say when you forget to do your homework and your teacher blames you?
a-YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR SOMETHING I DIDINT DO!!

q-why did john go backwards to school?
a-cause it was back to school day

q-why did a boy bring a ladder to school?
a-cause he wanted to go to high school

q-what is the subject the witch got an A+ on?
a-SPELL-ing

q-wich object is the classroom's king
a-the RULER

http://kids.yahoo.com/jokes

i got it from here lol

correction, you are being blamed for not having done it,that's a sole reason,u did not not do it,so in my prospect an english teacher would be able to counter your pun,

[missedmoi]

q-what do you say when you forget to do your homework and your teacher blames you?
a-YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR SOMETHING I DIDINT DO!!

q-why did john go backwards to school?
a-cause it was back to school day

q-why did a boy bring a ladder to school?
a-cause he wanted to go to high school

q-what is the subject the witch got an A+ on?
a-SPELL-ing

q-wich object is the classroom's king
a-the RULER

http://kids.yahoo.com/jokes

i got it from here lol

correction, you are being blamed for not having done it,that's a sole reason,u did not not do it,so in my prospect an english teacher would be able to counter your pun,

uhh....dude.....i have no idea what your saying.....
but anyways...its not my joke

[EmberSparks]

When u fail in school and ur teacher says "you have no intelligence"
I say "Yup, I'm a Night Lord"

[Noobzorz]

When u fail in school and ur teacher says "you have no intelligence"
I say "Yup, I'm a Night Lord"

Teacher-"Really??"
Student-"Yeah..check this out!!"
*Throws Illbis at the teacher
Student"See??!! Oh wait you can't see when your dead..F***!"

[Mechy]

Teacher: Ok Cindy locate USA on the map
Cindy:here
Teacher:good job all right students who was the first one to locate USA
Students:Cindy!

[lolificated]

Teacher: Ok Cindy locate USA on the map
Cindy:here
Teacher:good job all right students who was the first one to locate USA
Students:Cindy!

i dont get it, do u mean christopher columbus

[zenopop]

teacher asks whats 2 +2. you awnser fish. you get an A

[missedmoi]

teacher asks whats 2 +2. you awnser fish. you get an A

oh yea
1+1=window
im so inteligent
NOT

[lolificated]

you+me=nothing

[chobbilight]

in dutch bill means butt
sir theres a billboard in school

why do teachers go 2 school?
they'r liveless son of a beaches

why didn't captain falcon become a teacher?
he would be punching freshmens

why cant you kiss while having french?
cause then its a french kiss

all lame i had nothing 2 do

[missedmoi]

in dutch bill means butt
sir theres a billboard in school

why do teachers go 2 school?
they'r liveless son of a beaches

why didn't captain falcon become a teacher?
he would be punching freshmens

why cant you kiss while having french?
cause then its a french kiss

all lame i had nothing 2 do

true....those ar lame lol

[missedmoi]

(F3) you+me=nothing

awwwww
that's sooo nice

[Mechy]

Teacher: Ok Cindy locate USA on the map
Cindy:here
Teacher:good job all right students who was the first one to locate USA
Students:Cindy!

i dont get it, do u mean christopher columbus

omg u fail.............................

lolficated+Teacher: Ok Cindy locate USA on the map
Cindy:here
Teacher:good job all right students who was the first one to locate USA
Students:Cindy!=FAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[missedmoi]

Teacher: Ok Cindy locate USA on the map
Cindy:here
Teacher:good job all right students who was the first one to locate USA
Students:Cindy!

i dont get it, do u mean christopher columbus

omg u fail.............................

lolficated+Teacher: Ok Cindy locate USA on the map
Cindy:here
Teacher:good job all right students who was the first one to locate USA
Students:Cindy!=FAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lolificated]

i get it now.but mine made sense too.

[missedmoi]

i get it now.but mine made sense too.

ok,good....i think

[zenopop]

teacher asks whats 2 +2. you awnser fish. you get an A

oh yea
1+1=window
im so inteligent
NOT

you just called yourself stupid haha

[missedmoi]

teacher asks whats 2 +2. you awnser fish. you get an A

oh yea
1+1=window
im so inteligent
NOT

you just called yourself stupid haha

YAY
im stupid
heyheyheyhey let's poke zeno with a stick