Worst fanfic ever signups

[skygar9]

My first signup thingy-majig.

The storyline is :Chobbilight is going to get cookies when he sees that they were replaced with cake and CAKE IS A LIE! Then Chobbilight kills (unimportant character 1) and revives (uninportant character 1) and asks (uninportant character 1) if they know where the cookies are and (uninportant character 1) says Coolkid has it so (main character) kills (unimportant character 2) and runs into Synn90120 and Chobbilight says Coolkid is dead so you don't need to go to her then Coolkid comes to Synn90120 and says "Im not dead and P.S I stole the cookies" and Chobbilight kills Synn90120 and Coolkid gives the cookies back and Chobbilight eats them THE END

Main character : Chobbilight
Uninportant Character 1 :
Uninportant Character 2 :
Uninportant Character 3 : Coolkid
Main antagonist : Synn90120

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[chobbilight]

me want to e main character
how much cookies im gonna get?

[Dracoplasm]

me i wanna be Main Char

[skygar9]

me want to e main character
how much cookies im gonna get?

Chobbi posted first. CHOBBI IS THE MAIN CHAR.

Now we need 3 uninportant characters and 1 antoganist

[crutchfield]

CAKE IS A LIE!

Do you play portal?
Btw: can i be an unimportant character?

[skygar9]

CAKE IS A LIE!

Do you play portal?
Btw: can i be an unimportant character?

What the hell is portal?

[crutchfield]

CAKE IS A LIE!

Do you play portal?
Btw: can i be an unimportant character?

What the hell is portal?

lol. nvm

[CoolKid]

I WANT TO BE UNIMPORTANT CHARACHTER 3!!!!!

[synn90210]

I'll be the antagonist i suppose. I've always adored being evil

[chobbilight]

I'll be the antagonist i suppose. I've always adored being evil

cause you suck

[playa4life01]

I'll be the antagonist i suppose. I've always adored being evil

i iz more evil than you are!! :@
I LOVE VEGETABLES MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!
see see how evil i am

[chobbilight]

The storyline is :Chobbilight is going to get cookies when he sees that they were replaced with cake and CAKE IS A LIE! Then Chobbilight kills (unimportant character 1) and revives (uninportant character 1) and asks (uninportant character 1) if they know where the cookies are and (uninportant character 1) says Coolkid has it so (main character) kills (unimportant character 2) and runs into Synn90120 and Chobbilight says Coolkid is dead so you don't need to go to her then Coolkid comes to Synn90120 and says "Im not dead and P.S I stole the cookies" and Chobbilight kills Synn90120 and Coolkid gives the cookies back and Chobbilight eats them THE END

awesome

[synn90210]

but then in an m night shamylan super twist i comes back from the dedz and wants chobbis brains so i eats them but his like soul is trapped inside me and we like fight and he gets kicked out of my body then epic battle and coolkid is like noez i <3 chobbi and chobbi is like "psh im too pimpin for you." and then she's all like noezzzzz </3

[chobbilight]

but then in an m night shamylan super twist i comes back from the dedz and wants chobbis brains so i eats them but his like soul is trapped inside me and we like fight and he gets kicked out of my body then epic battle and coolkid is like noez i <3 chobbi and chobbi is like "psh im too pimpin for you." and then she's all like noezzzzz </3

uhmmmmm im offended
i dont say things like im too pimping for you
i say bitch im too flym and to high for ya